... and I LOVE the color !
That thing is just plain weird.
Chambers range? Those are sweet!
So the burners must be under some kind of lid thing on it...?
Yes, the burners are under some kind of lid-thing. Note that the cursed thing doesn't evidence a warning label to an otherwise intelligent, highly educated, animal rights activist veterinarian, who, in an act of true psychotic brilliance, turned the burner on without removing the lid-thing. The lid-thing was serving as a horizontal surface used to store the flotsam and jetsam of a modern kitchen. Then the idiot walked away.Fortunately for civilization as we know it, a very common gendernormative cismale... fuck it. I, Mad Jack, installed a fire extinguisher under the sink and made everyone look at it and admire it. I also showed them how it worked.And so, you see, they put the fire out and told me how they'd used the fire extinguisher. They omitted discussing just how the fire started until I interrogated the youngest in my best no-nonsense gin soaked voice.
I'm going to make myself a martini.