Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Tuesday, 17 November 2020

The Great Canadian Sun Tan Booth


 

HAR HAR HAR! Whatsamatter, Chickie? Never seen a Canadian Snowbird in the raw before?  HAR HAR HAR!!

I was going to go to that Blog shoot at Camp Borepatch in Florida. I made all the trip arrangements too: I peeled off my clothes, and when Pete and Quartermain finished retching and vomiting, they sprayed me down with fake tan-in-a-can so that I’d blend in with the natives. When they were done, I was oranger than the baddest bad man you can imagine. I was ready to rock out with my c- ... my Glock out! 😊👍

I sent a full frontal pic of myself in my Speedo to the boys by email so they’d recognize me when they came to pick me up at the airport... and then the whole shooting match got cancelled for some unknown reason at the last minute. It’s too bad really. I was going to spank them all with my superior marksmanship and then maybe sign autographs and hold a shooting clinic afterward.

Think I’ll head over to the blog and see why BP cancelled the shoot. I hope he has a reasonable explanation... You should probably head over there too and lodge a complaint on my behalf. A lot of shooters were deprived of my knowledge and skills when he cancelled. Oh well, their loss I suppose!


I hope you are off to a good Tuesday as I am! As always - thanks for dropping in.




5 comments:

  1. I'm sure it didn't have anything to do with the banana hammock pic you sent.

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    1. ...Or the pic in the Speedo...

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    2. Screw you guys. Until my fake tan wears off - I shall identify as an oppressed black man. Gibs me money you racist bungholes!!!

      Errr - give me another coat or two and I'll cut you in on my grift...!

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  2. OT:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8950275/Joe-Bidens-cancer-charity-spent-3-7million-staff-salaries.html

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    1. It's all grift, sell outs and swamp work when he gets back in.

      The usual...

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