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Monday, 21 June 2021

It doesn’t look that sharp, but I’ve heard
folks say they can be sharper
than razor blades.


The Filthie Critical Race Theorist


I just love the conversation as old America dies: Reparations for black people. I saw on Blab that a few cities and states run by the Usual Suspects are going to start handing out money soon. They just have to figure out how to do that without imposing a diversity tax and getting shot for it. All I can do is smile and shake my head. Our red noggers up here in Canada have that grift locked down solid. They get free food, free education, free housing, free medical, tax exemptions out the wazoo, preferential treatment from HR… and their reservations look like your black ghettos.

I’m kinda thinking that those reparations have already been paid. Trillions in welfare, affirmative action and food stamps. Billions in crime and insurance costs. All the real estate they’ve ruined… and don’t forget modern health care, electricity and indoor plumbing….

I’m thinking you Yanks owe Darius and Shaquilla as much as I owe Joe Catface and Rosie.



Hmmmmmmm. A lot of folks will get mad at me, but I honestly can’t see our countries hanging together much longer. I dunno about you Yanks but up here in Alberta, I can look east and west, and all I see is people I have nothing in common with. They hate us here in Alberta (although they can’t seem to articulate exactly why), and think we owe them money, our loyalty… and blind obedience and silence. 

Maybe a map like this might work out?

Monday, June 21, One Zillion BC

 This morning I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I went downstairs, and kicked Mort right in the guts as he slept on the floor. Then stomped outside and spat in the street - and got run over by some prick in a jacked up 4x4 truck. I think it was Pete F. Some things never change.

Sunday, 20 June 2021


I Don’t Get This…

 Up here the CBC sucks balls so hard that not even the lefty-liberals are watching it. Their market share is easily into the single digits. And every year their budget goes up; as it is they cost us a couple billion each year. On OyTube us Canadians pretty much will click on their channel, leave rude comments about them, the politicians they brown nose, and the vibrant and diverse flunkies they claim to speak for. Then we’ll leave them a thumbs down… assuming you can be bothered. The vast majority of us learned to ignore them decades ago; nowadays they are pretty much an employment agency for liberal fart catchers and their connected flunkies.

And it’s just so hard on their self esteem! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ These guys literally live to troll the Canadian people and get all butthurt when they get it right back… but that isn’t what confuses me, those shitheads have always played the victim when they get what they give. Here’s what confuses me:

For journalists, platforms like Twitter can be a great way to find sources and promote their work, but also a cesspool of hatred. Increasingly, reporters are also physically attacked," Andre Picard told CBC….”

The liberals are literally policing, censoring, cancelling and controlling every space they can. Twitter is cancelling users, bookface is now a safe place, and JewTube is screwing with the algorithms to stifle crime thinkers…and the Usual Suspects are still whining. Anyone with a triple digit IQ is either giving up on social media or migrating to free speech platforms like Blab and Bitchute. If their safe places are cesspools… they only have themselves to blame at this point. Don’t they?

But I suppose it’s hateful to point that out too.

Happy Fathers Day


It’s your day, Dad. 

Whaddya gonna do with it? Drag out the fishin boat? Tee off at the crack of dawn in a cut throat golf tourney with the tards and stubfarts or your kids? Maybe a Sunday morning down by the river bank with the .22? Maybe it’s just church in the morn and the lawn mower in the afternoon. It’s all good, inninit?

I hope you get your ass handed to you with the family lawn darts. I hope your son catches a bigger fish than you do, and you have to clean it. I hope the wife smokes you on the golf course, and that the kids catch you when you try to cheat on your score card, HAR HAR HAR! I hope your grandkids find your cookie stash and clean you out! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

I hope your day is filled with sunshine, beer and love and laughter and the steaks come off the BBQ just right.

God bless you, Dad.

Caution: Dad Music

Interesting: Wrong Message, Wrong Time?


The other day one of the christian bloggers was going on about "Juneteenth" - the new fake black holiday the SJWs and race whores just invented. His little presentation set it out as a good thing and I took exception. I was polite about it, but explained that what Juneteenth basically boils down to is a big black raised middle finger at christians and white people. Sure, they wrap it up in noble rhetoric and lofty sentiment - but at its core... it's just the usual empty shitlib virtue signalling and another driver of the grifting race hustlers and whores. They can polish that turd all they want, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

Errrrrmmmm... I hope everyone had a safe and happy

For whatever reason, the older guys really struggle with the idea that their country is being driven into the ground with this divisive bullshit. In fact, it is stoking resentments that are flat out going to lead to bloodshed and no bones about it. The church has no business in taking sides in this kind of thing. Neither do social and fiscal conservatives. We are smart enough to see merit and recognize it, and make exceptions where exceptions need to be made. But we are also smart and pragmatic enough to understand that the exceptions are the exception, and that they don't disprove the rule.

He got snippy with me for saying so, saying that his piece had nothing  to do with any of that and I just let it go. His campfire, his rules. His niche as a clerical blogger IS as a virtue signaller, I suppose. Isn't that what all preachers do? And the good ones - for the most part - will practice what they preach. But he's being manipulated by scripture and doctrine to ignore race and political realities to embrace something wrong and hateful. It happens with the queers, the nasty wahmen that destroy and attack their families - and all the other failed experiments of Marxist social engineering. When this crap gets into the church it usually destroys them too. It's my conviction the church has no business getting involved with any of that, and that if their message supports it... its one that I don't need to hear.

If I see that in my church, I will be having a discussion with the elders involved and if they stand on it and insist on tolerating sin and advocating for it ... I will leave them to it but I sure as hell won't be part of it. I will get up and leave. If it continues I will stop going altogether. So far, our guys in the country chapel stay away from such nonsense.

I don't mean to pick on anyone with that, but there is an old nickel about the road to hell being paved with good intentions. We as a civilization have been going down that road for a long, long time... and we are running out of road.

Have a great Sunday and keep yer stick on the ice.

Saturday, 19 June 2021


What About All The GOOD Things About Cults...?

 Oh my gawd. Yannow if I didn't already have a faith... oh man - I'd be all over this one like a dirty shirt! I'd convert all the tards and stubfarts too. Lookit what these guys get to do:

Life's choices are often not easy and are often fraught with peril. I can either be a christian mediocrity, or a very very good Pastafarian!

Unfortunately, the easiest paths are seldom the right ones, and too often our paths are chosen for us. I can see the attraction here: laying around with no clothes on, communing with a plate of spaghetti and wearing a snappy strainer. I would wear a plastic one for every day casual use, and get one of the shiny stainless steel ones for formal occasions...



Gotta be TB’s place…

Friday, 18 June 2021

Yesterday Men


Polyester and vinyl god.

Maybe They’re Part Of The Hoax?

I know I don’t trust anything coming out of our govt anymore. The stuff I saw was all grainy and blurred like all the other hinky UFO stuff I’ve seen. When I saw the military stuff I just yawned. 

If these things land in Aaaaadmontin - those things are going on the BBQ right now and no bones about it.

Hatey Holidays


Is this for real? That it's a holiday for blacks? I heard of kwaanzaa or whatever it was, which was supposed to be black Christmas or some damned thing. These fake holidays are turning into major  sporting events for wanks and the tards as well as the few actual real racists out there. 

I suppose if you are going to have fake celebrations for detestable people that nobody likes - scheduling it during Faggot Month is probably the best time to do it.

Don’t Even Go Down That Road


Some roads go nowhere good.
Better to drive past.
Or, if you get funneled onto them by life,
get off them early and fast.

Thursday, 17 June 2021

Devolution And Dark Humour


My dad looked a lot like Fred Flintsone. Grumpy and owly, Black hair, cut like a square, family man, father…

I resemble Homer Simpson. Overweight, bald. Alternatively protected by the Gods, but often the butt of their rude practical jokes.

Then I thought of my daughter. And I began to laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Thinking of her only brings pain. But.. in this? 

Astounding. I’ll be damned. She wouldn’t see it, but from my perspective it’s all humour and love.





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