Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Wednesday, 31 March 2021
The Modern Philosopher King? Or Stand Up Comedian?
Interesting Games People Play: All Rise, Judge Filthie Presiding!
One of the few friends I have is a smelly old vagrant named Dirty Dave. The man lived and died for rude jokes and if you put him in the bowels of Hell, he would find something humourous to joke about. I personally think the devil will get the worst of it when he dies.
Dave lives in a +55 condo and is on the board. He tells horror stories about the other seniors he meets with to discuss condo issues like maintenance and community regulations and guidelines. Dealing with the utter bullcrap reduced the happy go lucky fella to a spitting, gobbing profane wreck. Some of the board members were elderly drunks. Others were flat out senile and had the attention and comprehension skills of a potato. Most of the rest were just flat out assholes looking for a fight, and using the condo board as a weapon against their adversaries. Idiotic stuff like this was commonplace.
To me it looks like an antique project truck. I personally don't care for the 'patina finish' but it isn't objectionable... and if I were judge, I'd be madder than hell that crap like this even got into my court. I'd fine them all $100.00 dollars and give them 30 days for wasting my time with crap like this.
An epiphany: pretty much all of our divisive and contentious issues in current events is just as stupid as this one is... and I suppose it is not just grumpy old farts that indulge in this idiocy.
Have a good Humpday y'all. Be nice to each other!
Death By SAMMICH or Bloat N' Float
Monday, 29 March 2021
Go Ahead. String Him Up ...
The powers that be need a win. They’ve concocted countless fake hate crimes, hoaxes, and poorly thought out narratives to attack white people and enable black criminals. We’ve all seen them. There was that black baboon at NASCAR that called the FBI because a rope pull on the garage door reminded him of a noose. There was another one that paid his simian pals to beat him up so he could go to the press with a fake sob story. There’s been at least 5 or 6 of these things in the last year. Of course, the hoaxes all broke down on rudimentary investigation. But now that lefties and liberals are calling the shots again, the race wars are back on. For this morality play all the actors have rehearsed their lines (those that could read, the rest will get bit parts). The props are all in place, the heroes strut and preen for the cameras, and the involuntary
villains victims are mute, knowing anything they say will only make their lot worse. They are not there to play a part, they are just props.
I expect a sham trial, same as the OJ Simpson fiasco. Now that I know that liberal law is not about justice, all I can do is stand aside, and quietly clean my guns as the baying mobs are whipped into a righteous frenzy by posturing shitlibs. It sucks for the innocent young police officer, but for the rest of us?
The moral of this story if you are a cop is that if you do your job you will be punished. There will be no mercy for you, so if you see some niggered black gang banger doing what they do - ignore it and be somewhere else. The bosses and brass you suck up to want to defund you.
If you’re a law abiding citizen...black or white... this is a good thing too. Libs want to import people like George Floyd into your neighborhood where he may live on crime and welfare... but he’ll cancel your vote at election time if they can keep him out of jail. If this latest kabuki theatre gets the rotten wood in your cranium to smoulder... that’s a good thing.
If you’re a ‘grey man’ or obsolete as I am... you need to think too. The cops are not innocent. They beat up old women for not wearing masks. They arrest people that use their guns in self defence during the commission of a crime or cultural enrichment. During a riot, they will arrest the guy in a red MAGA hat while the gibbons and simians around him are looting and burning. Thin blue line? I will pick and choose the cops I support, thank you very much.
This is a learning moment, folks. The smart play here is to keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Monday Morn Rude Jokes
Some Mondays are harder than others. Today our hard working men and women are waking up to an early spring storm. Yesterday was balmy and mild with the promise of spring. Today... high winds, blowing snow... and Monday. In like a lamb, out like a lion. I dunno if I will shovel the sidewalks or just let the sun take care of it when sensible temps resume. At times like these, it’s important to retain a sense of humour. Bed wetters, pissers and moaners, snowflakes and liberals may want to give the material that follows a miss.
Sunday, 28 March 2021
Tragedy In Old Blighty
There are few things the Brits do that we should emulate... but these narrow canal boats...? I Amin love with them. I guess there is an extensive canal network in the country, and these boats are made for them. They are equipped with stoves, heaters, chitters - anything you’d find in a modern RV. They use very small engines to putt-putt-putt throughout the countryside.
Second Best Girlie Pic On The Net
Saturday, 27 March 2021
Give Us This Day Our Filthie Bread...
Saturday Morning Music: Anthems Of Our Children
Friday, 26 March 2021
The King Of Rimfires
I think that is a Fortner bolt action, is it not? I think the only place it found acceptance was with the biathlon crowd. If you watch them the skiers can work the bolt as fast as a semiautomatic. They just flip it with their thumb and they run as slick as snot on a doorknob! If I’m not mistaken, Anschutz is still making them. The base price was somewhere north of $2000.00 dollars and could go well over $3K depending on what kind of precision micrometer sights you ordered. Too rich for my blood... but in hindsight I shoulda bought one anyway...
The Filthie Celebrity File: TB Spotted
A Scientific Treatise On Climate Change And The Origins Of Man
Ladies and Gentlemen - Welcome to the Thunderbox! We’re so glad to have you here!
Variety is the spice of life, and life has been spicey lately. Everyone is in a flather about fake news... but hell’s bells.... fake science blows by us every day with am odour akin to the rot of 1000 dead animals... and nobody even notices the stink anymore. Climate science 😊💨 Chinkypox 😊💨 Critical Race Theory 😊💨 Gender studies 😊💨
The occasional academic brain fart is to be expected but what what we see now is intellectual diarrhea!
Is it too much to ask? Just serious scientific discussion? Put your thinking caps on everyone, for today we take a deep dive into real climate studies, as it related to the very origins of man himself! Let us start your Friday off right!
Have a great Friday, all!
Thursday, 25 March 2021
An Interesting Question
I am probably full of it as usual. But a couple of us have noticed the patterns and when they break, we notice that too.
Remember when the Exxon Valdez ran aground and the the resulting oil spill? The Captain was hung out to dry. Rightfully so, maybe (you can never be sure of the facts with the mass media) - but by all accounts, he was a drunk and it was a small environmental disaster.
So now, we have this:
Maybe it's just me. But there was none of the usual finger pointing and blame-gaming going on with this container ship that went aground and bunged up the Suez Canal. They are blaming random gusts of wind, or not commenting on the causes at all.
Could it be the captain and crew are diversity hires...? Who is the Captain? I couldn't even find that this morning. Why isn't he (or she) involved in the handling of this incident? I commence to smell a rat.
Like I say... I am probably full of beans.
How In Hell Do You Mess Up Bread?
The Art Of Manliness: Amputations
I can’t handle that website. I swear to gawd - some of those guys have to be poofs. And most a the rest are flimps, HAR HAR HAR!
As a lapsed black powder geek, I used to hang out with the weirdos and beardos on Claude’s old site... I don’t even know if it’s around anymore. The cannon guys were the most eccentric of the lot! They could raise your hair and make it stand on end as they gave lectures on culverns, demiculverns, falcons and all the other hell bores. And the shite they fired! “Grape” shot? Canister?!? Chains??? The injuries must have been hellish!!! In that period, in many places the battlefield surgeon was right up there with the barber...surgery was a ‘by guess and by golly’ proposition where if you survived to get off the battlefield with your injury... you probably wouldn’t survive the surgery. To do the job you would need a total lack of empathy and squeamishness.. and a very fast saw.