Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 15 March 2021

Chicks And Cars And The Third World War ๐ŸŽถ

 Even winning is a tough row to hoe for some folks. When Trump got the punt in the last election the shitlibs were bitching about him for weeks after he was gone and I think they are still trying to impeach him. Some are still griping about him too - and they really, really need to move on and find somebody new to hate! It’s getting monotonous.

I guess Tucker stepped up and offered his services. He made a few rude jokes about women’s  fitness for combat roles in the military... and caught the very hell of it for noticing the obvious problems with the concept... HAR HAR HAR!!!!

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I suppose I shouldn’t laugh. At least the Chardonnay soaked cat ladies and carpet munchers have a new scratching post. Unfortunately, it will only mean more publicity for Tucker, higher ratings, more money... and gawd knows... I know what it’s like to get run over by a stampede of chitty liberal women howling for social justice. It’s probably much like getting flattened by a 60 ton tank, HAR HAR HAR! “Why, no ma’am! You don’t look fat in that flight suit at all!”  HAR HAR HAR!!!

If you are in the military, I hope your time in is short, and that you’re out fast. If you are a younger man thinking of going in... I think you really need to ask yourself what you hope to get out of the experience. As for me... I’m laying in supplies of booze, popcorn and ammo. I strongly suggest you do the same. Have a great Monday afternoon!




4 comments:

  1. The kid from Regina, Saskatchewan.

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  2. Popcorn! Dammit, I knew I forgot something today. Well two outta three ain't bad.
    Have a great Monday yourself, too.

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  3. My wife: "FLIGHT SUITS FOR PREGNANT WIMMENS?!? Are they nuts? Have they EVER been around pregnant women? Have they HEARD about hormones? WTF!" I got a good one. 45 years together, so far. Probably gonna keep her.

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  4. Pregnant women in flight suits? Why the hell not??? Drop 'em from C-130's in parachutes and let 'em bitch the enemy to death!!!!

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