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Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Saturday, 6 March 2021


 

I can do all the toast except the last one... and my Pop could do that one too. He’d put a spot of peanut butter on it, wash it down with a cup of Red Rose tea, and he’d be good for the day. I suspect he could eat Kingsford charcoal briquettes too...🤢

3 comments:

  1. Poor person trick #172:

    Just scrape the black off with a butter knife and the toast becomes reasonably palatable again.

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  2. The last one was exactly how my mother liked her toast and was annoyed if you fixed her anything paler. I, on the other hand, prefer it just slightly crusty because toast can tear up the lining of my mouth if I'm not careful.

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  3. It all depends on why you are toasting it. If you want toast and jame, then any light color is good. If you are killing wrigglers, then the last is about the only option.

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