Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Wednesday, 17 March 2021

Not Even Jack Deserves That...



I’ve heard it a dozen times - “I wouldn’t use that shit to degrease parts
or clean my rifle...”
Then folks will tell horror stories about projectile vomit and waking up in
strange beds with stranger companions.
Had my own run-in with it in my misguided youth too.
If you respect this spirit, it will reward you and reciprocate.
If you disrespect it as this fella is...
There will be no mercy.

1 comment:

  1. On the other hand, Wheaties n beer IS the breakfast of champions.