Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 16 April 2021

Chit House Onedownsmanship


There is a time and a place for philosophy and poetry.
The Log Of Ease
is not one of them!

Do your business, wash your hands
and hit the fan on the way out. Why do humans
try to ruin everything?


  1. Seen carved into an outhouse wall:

    Those who write on shithouse walls,
    roll their shit in little balls.
    Those who read these words of wit,
    eat those little balls of shit.

  2. It would infuriate the poets to know that the most inspired works come from the outhouse. How long did it take you to carve it, Roy? ;)