Disconnected And Lovin’ It

 Attacking disconnected Conservatives.

Ol' Turdo La Doo is polishing his turd for all he's worth. The man is a walking joke. Seriously - the retard goes into a tear-jerker story about some pore starvin hard working immigrants that moved to Canada, started a restaurant, and will almost certainly lose everything because of COVID. But never fear! Turdo La Doo and his flying monkeys will wave the magic wand - and poof! Magic! Financial crisis averted by giving the immigrants rent forebearance, loans, and a dole. Functional adults would call that ‘kicking the can down the road’ or ‘maxxing out the credit cards’. 

"Because at the end of the day, that’s what politics should be about. Real solutions to real problems. I know that’s why I got into politics a dozen years ago."

I don't think those immigrants really exist. If they did, Turdo wouldn't give them the time of day unless he could use them. 

I am just too old and tired. I was old and tired for it all 7 years ago. Maybe it was 8. My militant lesbian SJW daughter came home and was the family's new moral and intellectual authority. Whatever - I checked out. My idea of family wasn't acceptable, and would not be tolerated. In the theatres, guys that look like me were always the clowns and villains. The heroes are queers, wahmen, marxists and ethnic vibrants. I pretty much stopped consuming Hollywood content. Today big brand corporations like Coke, Nike, and Gillette accuse me of racism and rape every other week. All I want is a coke on a hot summer day, or a pair of shoes or a shave - but that is too much for a guy like me to ask. Fair enough, I don’t need empty calories, I usually wear boots, and I can (and eventually will) shave with a straight. I am told that the cold and flu is a lethal pandemic, and that math is racist. I wonder if those are the 'real' problems Justin Turdo is talking about. Neither are problems for me, and Chinkypox is not a problem for 99.5% of the population. I wonder if the vibrant sportzball players kneeling for the anthem are only American? The Edmonton Eskimos are mostly second stringer black baboons from the NFL... but I don’t watch them either.

So far, thanks to God - I have been able to walk away. I wonder though - for how much longer? Every day these people create fake problems for themselves. Fake diseases, fake genders, fake victims, fake, fake, fake. Now they need fake villains - I am to be one of them, it seems.  

People that can’t talk out their problems peacefully will usually solve them violently. I have to watch what I say here, but let me say this: if you are a queer, or a marxist, or some other shitlib fake crusader... you want me to be disconnected. Leave me alone. Keep your hands where I can see them, keep your distance, and we will get along swimmingly. If you wake this sleeping dog up, I assure you, you WILL regret it.

Have a wonderful Sunday.