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Thursday, 22 April 2021

Tests In Tastlessness

 

Ulp...a ketchup taste test...🀒



When Coke got woke and told it’s loyal customers to act less white, I chimped out in rage, started tearing up grass, and then beat on my chest with my fists and shrieked my fury!!! When I finished with my display of dominance, I instructed my wife that I never wanted to see another bottle of Coke in the house again!

So when we went camping last week she bought me a six pack of Pepsi for a treat. I want to go on record and say I can tell the difference Coke and Pepsi... and Pepsi is just pop. 100 years ago they used to run public taste tests and a lot of folks couldn’t tell the difference between them. Maybe because everybody was smoking 2 packs a day back then? And burnt their taste buds? But the cola wars were a big deal back in the day... “There seems to be a little confusion here, Filthie...”

I suppose the question now is, ‘why am I drinking ANY of this shite?’ And why are you? It’s just sugar and water... and some really nasty chemicals.

Better to leave them all to the niggers and faggots and be done with it...πŸ˜†πŸ‘


7 comments:

  1. I quit Dr. Peppers, and lost 20 lbs in a month. I was following Dr's orders (10, 2 and 4)... And I really did need it that often. I'd start to wilt about 45 minutes after I finished. Getting my blood sugar jerked around 3 times a day left me ragged. Aspartame gives me a Sling Blade headache... So that is right out.

    Black coffee, unsweet tea, and water. I still like milk, too. Use that money for new arrows or a bow string.

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  2. pepsi is more "woke" than coke, gave em millions to not loot. they did anyway of course, lol. egad, i hate that word, PATUEE.

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  3. Club soda with a splash of your favorite juice is a nice change; just make sure the juice brand is not owned by Woke.

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  4. I don't understand how it's possible that lefties don't destroy every soda maker. Just Look at the CO2 they put in their drinks!
    EEEEK! We aw gunna Die!
    Maybe I'm responsible for a six pack of soda a year, it's stevia sweetened, by Zevia.

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  5. Yup, there is a difference in taste. My mom couldn't drink Coke unless it had 4 Roses bourbon in it. Pepsi was her go to. I think Pepsi is nasty. My preference is Royal Crown Cola.

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  6. A passing female acquaintance (AKA the bim du jour) set up a taste test for me once. Three glasses and a blindfold - one glass holds plain milk, one holds orange crush, and one holds gin. See if you can tell me which is which.

    Some her other qualities compensated for moments like this one.

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  7. Haven't purchased any soda aside from Mountain Dew in many a year, and I don't get MD very often either. That said, I have font memories of RC cola, and I don't think it's owned by either Coke or Pepsi, so if you want a brown soda, you might try that one.

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