GAH. You can judge a woman by her wheels, men.
That’s a 2021 Ford, and she’s probably going to pop the hood
to see what’s wrong with it this time.
Trashy trucks mean trashy women, and this fallen angel
is suitable only for rutting sex perverts like
Victor Quartermain or Jack.
Sadly, her barren later years will be about cats, cheap
box wine and lunacy.
Ahhhhh. This fine gal already has the tent set up, with
the fart sacks rolled out.
She’s put out a bottle of scotch and a cigar for her
man, and is sparking up the supper campfire.
She’d make a wonderful gal for exceptional young men like
Pete or Roy.