When you hunt all over the world as I do with famous adventurer, explorer, novelist, and man about town - WL Emery - you see all kinds of new species all the time. We’ve run across 40ft. anacondas, talking gorillas, metal-eating pirhannas, and dinosaurs thought to be extinct for millions of years.
I’ve heard men talk in hushed and fearful tones of the mythical corn-backed python. It’s often discussed along with other disgusting critters like the sewer trout and the river pickle. But at last - I have managed to finally capture one of these elusive creatures, and bring it back to civilization for your evaluation!
Now all I need to do is find someone to suck the venom out from the snake bite I got while capturing it.
Don’t everyone volunteer at once. Have a great Tuesday.
Dr. G Filthie
Trail blazer, cosmonaut, camp cook
& man at large