When you hunt all over the world as I do with famous adventurer, explorer, novelist, and man about town - WL Emery - you see all kinds of new species all the time. We’ve run across 40ft. anacondas, talking gorillas, metal-eating pirhannas, and dinosaurs thought to be extinct for millions of years.
I’ve heard men talk in hushed and fearful tones of the mythical corn-backed python. It’s often discussed along with other disgusting critters like the sewer trout and the river pickle. But at last - I have managed to finally capture one of these elusive creatures, and bring it back to civilization for your evaluation!
Now all I need to do is find someone to suck the venom out from the snake bite I got while capturing it.
Don’t everyone volunteer at once. Have a great Tuesday.
Truly Yours,
Dr. G Filthie
Trail blazer, cosmonaut, camp cook
& man at large
We called them brown trout... I've never even heard of a river pickle. That is too funny.
ReplyDeleteOne of my earliest memories is mom bathing my sister and me in the tub. A tub turd floated up and my sister was out of there like a shot! It struck me as funny then, and still does.
You are an incredibly brave and generous individual. Thank you for your service.
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