Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Tuesday, 13 April 2021

The Mythical Corn Back Python

 When you hunt all over the world as I do with famous adventurer, explorer, novelist, and man about town - WL Emery - you see all kinds of new species all the time. We’ve run across 40ft. anacondas, talking gorillas, metal-eating pirhannas, and dinosaurs thought to be extinct for millions of years. 

I’ve heard men talk in hushed and fearful tones of the mythical corn-backed python. It’s often discussed along with other disgusting critters like the sewer trout and the river pickle. But at last - I have managed to finally capture one of these elusive creatures, and bring it back to civilization for your evaluation!

Now all I need to do is find someone to suck the venom out from the snake bite I got while capturing it.

Don’t everyone volunteer at once. Have a great Tuesday.

Truly Yours,

Dr. G Filthie

Trail blazer, cosmonaut, camp cook

& man at large


  1. We called them brown trout... I've never even heard of a river pickle. That is too funny.

    One of my earliest memories is mom bathing my sister and me in the tub. A tub turd floated up and my sister was out of there like a shot! It struck me as funny then, and still does.

  2. You are an incredibly brave and generous individual. Thank you for your service.