Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

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Tuesday, 18 May 2021

Good Thing I Got The Lawn Mowed...


Last winter wasn’t so bad.
But as I get older... the season seems to last longer.
I don’t give a shit.
I am gonna leave the shovels squared away, 
and wear shorts and tee shirts.
F*** this ****.


  1. Speaking of mowing.

    The big mower is not a rock crusher.

    The new blades are on the way.

    No, I don't think straightening the badly bent whirling blades of doom is a good idea.

    A skivvies change wasn't needed, but it was otherwise exciting.

    1. Oh My John. That sounds like more excitement than I ever have mowing the lawn.

  2. I feel for ya. We are colder than normal here too. Hasn't been up over 88 yet. Have not been to the lake to ski yet. Just too cold. Can't wait til we get to 95.

  3. I don't care. I am not breaking shovels out, I am done with winter and I don't care who put the order in for that white stuff on the ground. Did one of you wanks order it as a rude joke? Probly Quartermain or Jack, this kind of effrontery is right up their alley... :(