Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Wednesday, 30 June 2021
Good grief! Cabela’s up here wants $60.00 for a pound of Goex FFFg! Oh, pardon me - $59.95! Arent ya supposed to at least kiss a guy before ya do something like that to him? Sheesh! Gawd, I hate those corporate whores! Shopping around… I can get it for $39.00 lb… but then I gotta tack shipping onto that.
Options might be Pyrodex and Triple 7… $29.00/lb. But gee whiz… I bought my black powder guns because I want to shoot black powder just as our ancestors did. I love the old ways and reconnecting with them is about doing things the same way they did. I like the stink, the smoke and the grime! These cleaner burning ‘replica powders’ don’t cut the mustard!
When I got into this I originally regarded my Spaghetti Plains Rifle and my percussion pistol as toys… but then I began to see what could be done with them and started chewing through my supplies. It’s time to stock up again in a very volatile market these days.
Tuesday, 29 June 2021
I would pay good money to cross a river like that… and I don’t think I am the only tard around here that would, either! I can feel the cool breeze…
Today I am hanging out in the Reclusium Subterraneum in hopes of escaping this awful heat. I’m watching the dogs like a hawk because they are enduring this in fur coats. I have air conditioning out in the camper and may sleep out there tonight.
In the meantime, here is another song about crossing rivers in style. 😊👍 I’m told this toon was written by Henry Mancini. I am no expert, but that guy has to be one of the greatest composers of the modern era.
My wife has the old Singer sewing machine that has similar ironwork that this chair has. I personally would rather see the original sewing machine refurbed. Apparently you can still buy parts for them to this day. Our old Singer is strictly decorative, the wife has a modern top tier Bernini sewing machine and she is darn good with it. I think it does any number of functions and weird stitches the Singer can’t. She subscribes to the sewing mags and follows the arts n’ crafts sorceresses on OyTube. She has no interest in the Singer though. It sits and gathers dust and is a convenient place to put junk that we are too lazy to put away properly, HAR HAR HAR!
One day I am going to restore that thing even if I have to learn to use it myself. I would hate to see it end up like the one in the pic…
When I was a kid the TV networks lived and died to produce the best sitcom series they could. Most were awful, but some weren’t bad. If they got a winner, they’d try to “spin off” other sitcoms from it, often using minor characters from the original as the leads for the new one.
I think we are seeing the same thing now. Because Chinkypox was so much fun… we need another variant to panic the Karen’s, the Aesop’s, and the other miscellaneous tards that failed grade 11 biology and high school statistics.
Delta variant, huh? Nice PR work and marketing with that one, fellas… but no thanks. Pull my other finger, guys.
Hmmmm. It dovetails with my pet conspiracy theory… consider:
The chinkypox was a obviously a psyop and a manufactured crisis. Nobody died, really. But the charade had to go on: the world’s crack scientists develop a vaccine. The disease only killed the very old, frail and infirm. But The vaccine kills strong young men that are star athletes. My sources say between 30,000~50,000 have died from the vaccine already. (My favourite was that silly bitch on Twatter, that made herself famous as she railed and ranted about maskless super spreaders and conspiracy nuts like me. She went on Twatter, all brave and noble, posed for pics as she got the vaccine…and was dead two days later!😂👍) In Europe, authorities are embarrassed as more and more people get the flu they supposedly got vaccinated against. Could the ‘Delta Variant’ be the new bogeyman used to explain all this reality breaking out?
It’s a scam no self respecting tard will fall for…but they fell for the first one, so who knows. The hell of this is that they are setting up for the situation the same as the boy that cried ‘wolf!’. If we ever DO face a REAL pandemic…nobody will believe them when they sound the alarm.
Monday, 28 June 2021
Queers… black baboons… whatever. I checked out of sportzball early in life. My elderly father is addicted to it… I would love to ask him what he thinks of it all. I would ask him, if I could, but it would only set off my shitlib mother and I am all too aware of the old harpy’s politics, HAR HAR HAR!
Any of you guys die hard fans? What say you about this fuckery? Is this what you want of your sport?
What if WL Emery and rest those frauds at the Royal Geographic Society see that? I could get black listed at the country club!!! All my martial and gentlemanly credentials are called into question!!!
It’s a sad day indeed, when a gentleman of my sterling character can be besmirched by any passing blackheart or cudgel… and now I’ll probably catch the hell of it from that unsavoury crowd of ruffians that have a penchant for suppository guns with unmanly smokeless propellants!
There is no justice in this world, save that little for which we make for ourselves…🙁
Sunday, 27 June 2021
Cats, or any feline, are not ferocious predators by nature. You keep them fed - and they turn into the most oafish clowns to walk the earth. I watch some Russians on JewTube that have a cougar… and the thing is a spoiled brat and relentless practical joker. Another Russian chick has a black panther and a big Rottie and watching them squabble is like watching Stampede Wrestling. Making fun of foolish felines is like shooting fish in a bucket. To laugh at such antics is indicative of low character and intellect…
So… might as well do cat jokes, I guess. I’ve done it, though. I’ve hit rock bottom! Sob! Woe is me. What next? Whoring myself out for cheese burgers in a trailer park?😭
Oh, how the mighty have fallen…😥
My wife is a big wheel at the country church and is mixed up in all their affairs and doings. Every Saturday night they go down to a local park for young people's gathering - although anyone can show up, even old farts like me. It's more of a young family thing by the look of it. The adults throw a frisbee while the little ones play in the sand and on the playground equipment. There's not a face diaper in sight, and there's no social distancing.
I decided to drop by on Big Red to see if I could escape the scorching summer heat - we are topping 30C here right now. So I show up... and good lord. The kids. Two ripped young fellas were duelling on the tennis courts. I knew the younger one, he is already a manager where he works. The adults gaffed and flopped after a frisbee or chatted in groups. They had camp chairs, pop, and had moved right in. A young chinaman showed up and apparently he already owned two Husky gas stations.
When I was their age I was already into the booze. I worked shitty jobs for shitty boomers that didn't care whether I lived or died and paid me accordingly. They had problems of their own I guess. What a waste my youth was. I didn't know any better at the time, it was just the way things were. Us kids were supposed to find our own way. I remember so many of our friends lost theirs. They're still lost, some of them. When I was a kid Cheech and Chong were role models. Nowadays it's Annie The Tranny, and Mary Hotbox And The Butt Blasters. And they're going after the kids in elementary school.
I suppose I finally DID find my way... but the cost. And the wasted time. Find yourselves a good church, folks. Raise your kids right. Don't leave them to 'find their own way'.
Saturday, 26 June 2021
The other day I was on the trail in the bush and a ruffie broke cover and ran across the trail in front. I didn’t even see the bird until it moved. The birds are masters of camouflage. Then the chicks took after their mom… they literally were underfoot… and one scampered right over my shoe before disappearing into the bush.
Hope the coyotes don’t get them…stuff like this just lifts my heart.
Friday, 25 June 2021
My mind rots.
I’ve seen documentaries on navy life. The submarines are the worst; the bunks on those things have the guys crammed in there like sardines. What happens when a swabbie gets the bed farts? I’ve heard the big carriers have five or six thousand people on them living elbow to elbow now!
I am not squeamish. I’ve proudly shat myself and watched the tards retch and writhe as they died and laughed. I’ve died 1000 deaths the same way. I can take it, and I can dish it out. But now women are on those boats, and if you think us guys reek… I am here to tell you that on bad days, the funk of females could kill a trucker! Or a Marine or a swabbie! I’m not joking either.
It makes me glad that I am becoming something of a hermit.
There are no words. Anyone that puts a red dot on the King Of Leverguns should be burnt alive at the stake. Then hung. Then drawn and quartered. And then their cranium should be split, and their brains spilled out upon the ground where they can be trod with dirty shoes!
If you’ve never met him, that’s Herbert The Pervert from The Family Guy. He is the local pedo and senior delinquent. The POTUS is literally a friggin cartoon character.
Look at that, and tell me I’m wrong.