Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

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Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Humpday Rude Jokes


This is quite possibly a snapshot of what goes on in the imperial
Capitol today…

GAH! This has gotta be the worst blog to start your day on! Maybe another toon from the Chairman Of The Board can help redeem the day?

I like these old tunes because even a tin eared harelipped retard like me can sing them as well as the artist!

🎼🎵….Strangers in the night
Exchanging condoms
This one is too tight….🎶

It’s really a pity y’all can’t hear me sing. You have my personal assurance that I sound at least as good as Frank does. Don’t be shy about going at the day with a song in your heart too!

Thanks for dropping by!


  1. I rarely brag about it, but I am a per-fessional singer.

    Most Sundays, the family in the pew in front of us slips me a $20 to STOP singing.

  2. I'm sure you're too modest, ERJ...

  3. Why not? Sinatra was pretty much a talentless tin-ear himself. Hell, he couldn't even sing, or barely. He talked his way through most of his songs.

    1. Willie Nelson is like that too. And those guys make millions.

      Life is not fair!