Cats, or any feline, are not ferocious predators by nature. You keep them fed - and they turn into the most oafish clowns to walk the earth. I watch some Russians on JewTube that have a cougar… and the thing is a spoiled brat and relentless practical joker. Another Russian chick has a black panther and a big Rottie and watching them squabble is like watching Stampede Wrestling. Making fun of foolish felines is like shooting fish in a bucket. To laugh at such antics is indicative of low character and intellect…
So… might as well do cat jokes, I guess. I’ve done it, though. I’ve hit rock bottom! Sob! Woe is me. What next? Whoring myself out for cheese burgers in a trailer park?😭
Oh, how the mighty have fallen…😥
Don't be too judgemental,is it a really good cheeseburger?
ReplyDeleteBurger au fromage. Say it with me, hahaha.
ReplyDeleteAs seen on the interwebs: You hold in your hand access to the entire knowledge of the human race. And what do we do with it? Watch videos of cats and argue with strangers.
ReplyDeleteYeah, me too.
Glen, we got A The Brave last year, as you may recall. It has been many years since we had a house feline. I have forgotten what a combination of adoration and complete insanity they can be.
ReplyDeleteIf you GET the cheese burger, it's worth it, right?
ReplyDeleteThe sudden onset of the world wide cat takeover was truly a, wait, not yet, OK now, a cataclysm. :)
ReplyDeleteI feel better for getting that out of my system.
The English language uses few pronunciation symbols.
I've long advocated that the pronunciation marks for a bad event should be feline silhouettes, and those marks will be called, catastrophes.
I think I'm done.
Here I yam, emotionally vulnerable... sob... and all there are, are rude jokes.
ReplyDeleteMy misery is truly complete!