What if WL Emery and rest those frauds at the Royal Geographic Society see that? I could get black listed at the country club!!! All my martial and gentlemanly credentials are called into question!!!
It’s a sad day indeed, when a gentleman of my sterling character can be besmirched by any passing blackheart or cudgel… and now I’ll probably catch the hell of it from that unsavoury crowd of ruffians that have a penchant for suppository guns with unmanly smokeless propellants!
There is no justice in this world, save that little for which we make for ourselves…🙁