Saturday Morn Rude Joke Round Up

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, it’s so good to have you here!  It’s going to be another scorcher today, so folks are liable to be tetchy and short tempered. Stay cool by playing in the lawn sprinkler in the nude, and lower your stress levels by inducing higher ones in the clowns and cretins that vex and try us with their endless nonsense. Do your more physical chores in the early morn while it is still cool. I intend to enjoy it because there aren’t to many more left in the year. 

Be careful in the heat and have a great day.