There’s only 3 guys ya trust when it comes to meat:
Very seldom… New Yorkers - when their beef comes from Alberta.
You NEVER trust Englishmen, and you scream
like a schoolgirl and positively RUN
from Scots and Scandihoovians.
And for the love of gawd… there’s no nice way
to say it: anything from the shithole countries
is to be avoided too… except for maybe Mexico. Check them out
with a Texan first.