International Retail Meat Cutting

There’s only 3 guys ya trust when it comes to meat:

Texans

Albertans 

Very seldom… New Yorkers - when their beef comes from Alberta.

You NEVER trust Englishmen, and you scream

like a schoolgirl and positively RUN 

from Scots and Scandihoovians.

And for the love of gawd… there’s no nice way

to say it: anything from the shithole countries

is to be avoided too… except for maybe Mexico. Check them out 

with a Texan first.