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Thursday, 30 September 2021

Must Be A Chick Thing….?


Ever see these things…?

If ya ever lose ya baseball you can always use one of these baby pumpkin things I suppose. The wife has been buying them for years and I have no idea what she does with them. Do they eat them? Before he divorced the daft bint, my brother in law’s demonic first wife invited everyone over for supper and served pumpkin soup.


I don’t care what anyone says. Eggplants and pumpkins aren’t food.


  1. Ah Glen, pumpkin pie and pumpkin muffins are quite delightful.

  2. Pumpkin pie and the muffins have ingredients in them to mask the taste of the pumpkin. And as for pumpkin seeds - they tried to sell them to us as snacks as kids back in the 70's. Not even us tards would eat them...

    Can we at least agree on eggplants? Like broccoli they have no place on the dinner table whatsoever...


  3. The only way I have ever had eggplant that I enjoyed was pickled, Italian pickled eggplant. Broccoli is good, raw or barely steamed (still bright green and crisp). No thank-you, to the Army green mush that my mother cooked them to. Pepitas are great and they are reputed to be a good at de-worming, if you are needing that.

  4. You obviously haven't had fried eggplant. Very similar to fried squash and fried green tomatoes. Dip in egg white and roll in corn meal, then fry it up. Only way I will eat eggplant or squash.

  5. commercial pumpkin is not pumpkin it is a delicious dark skinned winter squash
    as to eggplant try lebanese eggplant dip and a dish called imam bayildi which is full of meat and spices it s truly yummy

  6. One of Garrison Keillors' better lines: "Pumpkin just an excuse to eat nutmeg!"
    Eggplant parmesan is tolerable. Barely. Enough marinara sauce and cheese baked up so that you can't tell what a disgusting vegetable is hiding in there.
    Don't get me started about brussel sprouts or kale. Bleahhhh!