Whenever folks come across something that is begger n' better than the standard fare, they prefix it with "Texas". Texas Toast is just thicker slices of toast. A Texas Mickey is just a big bottle of booze.
Friends, if you want to denote something is amazingly huge - instead of Texas... say 'Alberta'!
I am swapping out the old shitters here at Castello Di La Filthie and was going to go back to the outhouse but the wife and Bylaw Enforcement shut me down. I told the Bylaw officer that I am a man and I'll poop where I want and if he wants to get stupid about it - he could just go for his gun and we'd settle it. But the wife gooned me with a rolling pin and I was forced into submission. I gotta change out my crapper and possibly another downstairs as well.
But if ya lookit down the hole there...good looooooooordmuthafuggah!!! There is a petrified turd in there bigger than a bloody Cullen!!! I think it died trying to climb out! A Texas Turd? I don't think so!!! That puppy is almost 100% pure Albertan beef!!! It's bigger than The Rock Of Gibraltar!!! In your face, Jack!!!