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Friday, 10 September 2021

The Filthie Outhouse Reader


Awwwww. Isn’t that sweet? I think that’s Quartermain’s new girlfriend 
that writ it.

I really must make a point of sitting down with that gal and reminding her that she is too good for a scoundrel like Quartermain…. 

When I was a kid my bedroom was right beside the bathroom and I knew I as in deep trouble when Dad went in there with a pack of cigarettes and a paper. Pop was a weird guy - he loved the flyers and ads. Those effing things drive me bonkers but Pop would sit in there, smoking and stinking and perusing the sales.

Mind you I suppose I was no better. I’d go in there to do my business and if I meant business… I took a comic book in with me. The ads I looked at were way better than the ones that mesmerized my dad.

Think those monkeys are still for sale…?


  1. The hell with the monkeys....
    The DIY mini-bikes were the ones I drooled over..
    Especially the Heald Superbronc.

  2. Okay, here it is:
    The monkeys are now in important positions throughout the Democrat Party and Biden Administration.
    The blackhead vacuum is the same item George Carlin warned us about through his personal experience.
    The Patent for the Space Probe is now the sole property of Elon Musk.
    Those comic books were used to line Stan Lee's casket.