Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 23 October 2021

Filthie’s Fetid Foot Fetish


Round the Thunderbox, the air is ripe with the
smell of feet, farts, and chili.
Quartermain has ordered us something called a pumpkin spice potpourri -
which should spice things up a bit soon!

So? What kind a feet do you have? I’d have Egyptian feet, but a lifetime in heavy boots has put a studly Greek flare to them that would drive women mad with desire deep down in their lizard brains. 

I noticed they left out the Tard Feet that features opposable thumbs. I’d say more, but my good taste and agreeable nature forbid it - I’d hate to be accused of racism and hateyness! HAR HAR HAR!



  1. Hi Filthy, on a light hearted note, saw the video below yesterday and then seeing your post I thought I would pass it along. Usually the guy is Mr Safety. You will see it coming. In this case, he just got a new toy, was excited and oops. Thank you for writing your blog.

  2. Good short, solid, peasant-feet with long toes. I don't like regular shoes, none have a toe box that fits right, so most of the time I'm barefoot.

  3. Mine I think are Roman. I laughed at shovel reference, as I nearly cut off my right pinky, flipping off the couch and striking a countertop behind it.

  4. What da hell ??
    I got one Greek and one Roman. I'm screwed up in the classical style, I guess....