Y’know… I am an old fart too. There are times when my age creeps up on me. I have aches and pains, I’m starting to get arthritis in my hands, and there are times when the only sound between my ears is an echoing fart bubbling up from the bowels of my subconscious. Some of us handle advancing age better than others. I get that too.

I’m hearing rumours from other rude wanks that Creepy Joe just shat himself at a meeting at the Vatican with the Pope. (Ferk him too, far as I’m concerned). But… there’s a point to step down.