After I am fished the typical IKEA candle I am left over with a bunch of spare wax. I figured if I put the candle into an attractive pickle jar lampshade… when it all pools at the bottom I could just feed these spare chunks in and use them up that way. I think all I managed to do was make a mess. That black schmag on the candle was from casing a leather project. They say to use beeswax for that but these paraffin candles seem to work okay for that too. Maybe I should just use the extra wax to make an Altoid tin stove as a back up to the FartBoil stove.
Idle hands and the retarded mind are the devils workshop.
...The Filthy pigeon poop candle!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but all this candle making business makes me think you are some kind of closet patchouli perfume hippie. ;-0
ReplyDeleteScrew you guys!
ReplyDeleteSob! I pour my heart and soul into my art, and all you phillistines can do is make rude jokes! ππ
Wasn’t there some chick awhile back selling scented candles that supposedly smelled like her vagina? The fags on Blab had all kinds of sport with it, HAR HAR HAR!
I shall call this line of my designer candles “My Bunghole” - on sale now for $39.95!
No cheques!ππ