Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Monday, 25 October 2021

Trash Candle II

 After I am fished the typical IKEA candle I am left over with a bunch of spare wax. I figured if I put the candle into an attractive pickle jar lampshade… when it all pools at the bottom I could just feed these spare chunks in and use them up that way. I think all I managed to do was make a mess. That black schmag on the candle was from casing a leather project. They say to use beeswax for that but these paraffin candles seem to work okay for that too. Maybe I should just use the extra wax to make an Altoid tin stove as a back up to the FartBoil stove.

Idle hands and the retarded mind are the devils workshop.


  1. ...The Filthy pigeon poop candle!

  2. I don't know, but all this candle making business makes me think you are some kind of closet patchouli perfume hippie. ;-0

  3. Screw you guys!

    Sob! I pour my heart and soul into my art, and all you phillistines can do is make rude jokes! πŸ–•πŸ˜­

    Wasn’t there some chick awhile back selling scented candles that supposedly smelled like her vagina? The fags on Blab had all kinds of sport with it, HAR HAR HAR!

    I shall call this line of my designer candles “My Bunghole” - on sale now for $39.95!

    No cheques!πŸ˜†πŸ‘