On the way to tard school yesterday I got abducted
by blood thirsty aliens and taken
aboard the mother ship.
I think I just sold the earth and all mankind into slavery
for a a handful a jelly beans.
Suckers.
Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted
Are you sure they were aliens? I think she works at Target.
ReplyDeleteNo, the bumheads work at Target because they can't stand the smell of the wogs at Walmart.... ;)
DeleteThis one strikes me as one of the Canadian Tire types...
Probably an improvement over the current slavemasters.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I suddenly feel like reading Deadman Wonderland again...
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