You’re all a bunch of ignorant bigots. We don’t judge people here at the Thunderbox - and what goes on between you and your inflatable love partner is YOUR business.
Unless of course, ya get caught doing it in public… in which case 30 days in the can with perverts like Pete and Quartermain will sort ya out! 😉
The succubus wants to breed . . . I'm not a mind reader, but I'm fairly sure she thinks she looks utterly incredible. And there is always going to be some poor sod desperate enough that he cannot help himself.
Boyfriend "You know the look, the look women give you when they want to make love?"
"She drives an electric car"
ReplyDeleteWell, nobody's perfect...
That's some high maintenance right there.
ReplyDeleteRelax fellas, don't over-react - she one of those near mythical good ones - she's wearing a crucifix.
DeleteFake nails..fake eyelashes...fake bo...you get the idea.
ReplyDelete...AUTHENTIC air-ride suspension...
DeleteFive’ll getcha seven that usta be a guy.
ReplyDeleteNasty!
ReplyDeleteI would run away as fast as possible. Almost looks like "she" is totally made of plastic.
ReplyDeleteShe'd better check the air pressure in both the tits and lips. Looks like they're both ready to blow. (no pun intended...)
ReplyDeleteEverything else is fake, might as well drive a fake car.
ReplyDeleteYou’re all a bunch of ignorant bigots. We don’t judge people here at the Thunderbox - and what goes on between you and your inflatable love partner is YOUR business.
ReplyDeleteUnless of course, ya get caught doing it in public… in which case 30 days in the can with perverts like Pete and Quartermain will sort ya out!
😉
Bigot? Me? Abso-fraggin-lutely!
DeleteMannekins are cheaper
ReplyDeleteIs that a dude or a blow up doll?
ReplyDeleteFYI, my fragrance of choice is Quaker State 5W-30.
ReplyDeleteBrigid once made the comment that her favorite fragrance was Hoppes #9. Just a dab behind each ear.
DeleteThe succubus wants to breed . . . I'm not a mind reader, but I'm fairly sure she thinks she looks utterly incredible. And there is always going to be some poor sod desperate enough that he cannot help himself.
ReplyDeleteBoyfriend "You know the look, the look women give you when they want to make love?"
Girlfriend "No ????"
Boyfriend "Me either."
I'm just not very high falootin like you folks. I developed a bit of a Thing for Three in One oil messing with my bicycle as a kid.
ReplyDeleteFake creature. Fake automobile.
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