Probsbly a Cold Steel Assengi. Not an expert either, but in a close quarters fight with some basic training, be one mean mutha to deal with. Swung or jabbed - ouch!
A nice cane with a re-bar core, and possibly a blade hidden in the grip. Good, versatile tool that doesn't trigger "weapon" associations in what passes for the minds of Woketards.
Those are called nunchaku, and I have a set. Mine are wood with a nylon rope holding them together. The device was originally passed off as a rice flail, which I gather it actually is, but you can also use it to belt someone. Go for the knees.
Nunchaku can also be used as a come-along. Put an opponent's wrist, arm, or ankle inside it and use it as a nutcracker. It's a class C lever, and will quiet most people immediately.
If you start getting frisky with your nunchaku, you'll eventually end up like the bald headed idiot in the picture.
I'd arm myself with a wrist rocket sling shot and ball bearings for ammo. Having fooled around with a wrist rocket, I know it's inherently easy for me to us, and that I can hit stuff with it. The only downside is getting it into action, and to a lesser extent, range.
I have a real sword cane that is functional. The only person I know of who has actually used something like this was an Englishman who traveled to Mexico regularly for business reasons. Ambushed by a gang of thugs, he drew the blade and the lead thug impaled himself on it. The thug screamed, the others ran, and that was that.
Another good weapon for me is the crossbow. I haven't the strength to use a compound bow, much less hit anything with it. The crossbow is a neat weapon, and there are crossbows you can cock by planting the bow against the ground and leaning on it. Easy-Peasy.
If you're big and strong, like my brother Big Mike, you'll want a battle axe. A short haft for indoor work, and a longer haft for outdoor activities. After the first few chops, maybe 1-3 swings, the bad guys will disburse.
Many people will opt for a sword, which is a good weapon against unarmed people who are not wearing armor.
With today’s tech, I’d go Taser or something similar. Failing that, a can or two of grizzly grade, liquid type bear spray, the downside being that wind can be a heartless vixen. Third choice is a collapsible asp. Then there’s Rule #2: Always have a knife.
Yeah ... I dunno how far our fag of a prime minister intends to go with disarming people, and I suspect he'll get kicked out before he can do anything serious... but there are lots of alternative weapons these days...
Ah, yes, a nice wood grain gentlemans' walking stick, with a core of that nice thick wall steel tube from the hardware store. Totally not a firearm. At all.
I am very much enamoured with a book titled Raising Cane by Octavio Ramos. The standard, plain walking cane is a formidable weapon in trained hands, and doesn't even raise eyebrows at airport security when carried by one of us old coots. Light weight is key; speed is much more important than impact. Just one example maneuver: flip the cane vertical, upside down with the crook handle facing your opponent. Shove it forcefully forward into him with the crook below crotch level, and yank it upwards with as much force as possible. He'll drop like a sack of lead shot.
The cane is what you seek. My brother is a 5th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, 4th degree in Hapkido and a certified instructor in Cane technique. He swears by the cane as a defensive weapon...and I've seen him use one to toss an adult several feet. With the right instruction and practice a cane is a formidable weapon...and one you can take literally EVERYWHERE, including on a plane.
Probsbly a Cold Steel Assengi. Not an expert either, but in a close quarters fight with some basic training, be one mean mutha to deal with. Swung or jabbed - ouch!
ReplyDeleteComment section seems wonky. If I could not carry or use a gun I guess I would chose a Bersa Thunder 380. It's not a REAL gun, just wants to be.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFemw_6a-Tg
I'm from Texas and won't pay any mind to nits and lice living in the sewer that is DC (or Austin).
A nice cane with a re-bar core, and possibly a blade hidden in the grip. Good, versatile tool that doesn't trigger "weapon" associations in what passes for the minds of Woketards.
ReplyDeleteThis ^^^ With a war hammer grip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh1QDf_6Dmk I was a member of a Middle Ages recreationist group.
DeleteMachete. It looks scary, and that always works in the movies!
ReplyDeleteIf guns are made illegal swords will be my carry piece. Bow and arrow for long range. Only thing I dont have is the sword. Need too correct that.
ReplyDeleteThose are called nunchaku, and I have a set. Mine are wood with a nylon rope holding them together. The device was originally passed off as a rice flail, which I gather it actually is, but you can also use it to belt someone. Go for the knees.
ReplyDeleteNunchaku can also be used as a come-along. Put an opponent's wrist, arm, or ankle inside it and use it as a nutcracker. It's a class C lever, and will quiet most people immediately.
If you start getting frisky with your nunchaku, you'll eventually end up like the bald headed idiot in the picture.
I'd arm myself with a wrist rocket sling shot and ball bearings for ammo. Having fooled around with a wrist rocket, I know it's inherently easy for me to us, and that I can hit stuff with it. The only downside is getting it into action, and to a lesser extent, range.
I have a real sword cane that is functional. The only person I know of who has actually used something like this was an Englishman who traveled to Mexico regularly for business reasons. Ambushed by a gang of thugs, he drew the blade and the lead thug impaled himself on it. The thug screamed, the others ran, and that was that.
Another good weapon for me is the crossbow. I haven't the strength to use a compound bow, much less hit anything with it. The crossbow is a neat weapon, and there are crossbows you can cock by planting the bow against the ground and leaning on it. Easy-Peasy.
If you're big and strong, like my brother Big Mike, you'll want a battle axe. A short haft for indoor work, and a longer haft for outdoor activities. After the first few chops, maybe 1-3 swings, the bad guys will disburse.
Many people will opt for a sword, which is a good weapon against unarmed people who are not wearing armor.
I would carry a cudgel because they sound so...nice. Hickory shampoos for everybody!
ReplyDeleteWith today’s tech, I’d go Taser or something similar. Failing that, a can or two of grizzly grade, liquid type bear spray, the downside being that wind can be a heartless vixen. Third choice is a collapsible asp. Then there’s Rule #2: Always have a knife.
ReplyDeleteYeah ... I dunno how far our fag of a prime minister intends to go with disarming people, and I suspect he'll get kicked out before he can do anything serious... but there are lots of alternative weapons these days...
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, a nice wood grain gentlemans' walking stick, with a core of that nice thick wall steel tube from the hardware store. Totally not a firearm. At all.
ReplyDeleteI am very much enamoured with a book titled Raising Cane by Octavio Ramos. The standard, plain walking cane is a formidable weapon in trained hands, and doesn't even raise eyebrows at airport security when carried by one of us old coots. Light weight is key; speed is much more important than impact. Just one example maneuver: flip the cane vertical, upside down with the crook handle facing your opponent. Shove it forcefully forward into him with the crook below crotch level, and yank it upwards with as much force as possible. He'll drop like a sack of lead shot.
ReplyDeleteThe cane is what you seek. My brother is a 5th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, 4th degree in Hapkido and a certified instructor in Cane technique. He swears by the cane as a defensive weapon...and I've seen him use one to toss an adult several feet. With the right instruction and practice a cane is a formidable weapon...and one you can take literally EVERYWHERE, including on a plane.
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