Rude Joke Stoppage - Cleared!

The sewer pipe that I get my rude my rude jokes out of stopped up abruptly and I figure it’s that cold snap we’re having. Something froze up - probably up around that second bend in the pipe. I sent Quartermain upstream with a blowtorch and a monkey wrench to do some heatin’ and beatin’… and I went to work on the outlet with a toilet plunger. I wasn’t having any luck at all and was peering down the pipe… when Quartermain knocked the blockage loose! The pipe erupted, and I got caked! Some of the jokes had putrified in the pipe and some were so offensive that even I couldn’t stand them, HAR HAR HAR! So here I stand, Monday morn, covered in shite and laughing at the world. Join me if you’re so inclined, or skip them if you are a person of refined tastes and sensibilities. Put your shoulders into it lads - and may your day be smooth and fast!