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Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 2 December 2022

Filthie Roullette #3: The Horror… The Horror……

And so…we meet again. Our ghastly game of horror and revulsion continues. The players assemble, ready to test their metal and courage. What do the fates hold for you this Friday? What lurks under the cut? Hillary Clinton in a swimsuit? Orca Winfrey in yoga pants?


The tension grows. Perhaps we should relax and maybe brace ourselves before we risk our sanity? And maybe set the tone for our loathesome game as it draws to its inevitable, final conclusion?

Is this how your Friday starts and ends? GAH! Welcome to Filthie Roullete 3, gentlemen! May God have mercy on your souls!


The Closest I’ll Ever Get To An Indian Motorcycle…


Thursday, 1 December 2022

The Ukrainian Gourmet


Well the lady is prepped and no bones about it! Everything’s low tech, super simple and reliable and dependable. She’s got a few pounds on her so she’s obviously eating well. Lots of energy too. So…what are those? Crawdads? And what we’re those yellow seeds she put in them?

She hustles about her chores at speed… which just chills me right out and makes me relax. I think the Ukes have a much milder climate than we do in Alberta…

Pocket Sniper

 I’m really fond of this concept. I was going to build one once and got halfway into it. I bought a chit house Rem 700 SPS tactical. I bought during the final days of Old Big Green…when they were basically building junk. No matter though - I just needed the action. I would get that trued and square and slowly start replacing the barrel, bottom metal, trigger, etc - with high end quality components. Out of the box it was about a 1.1 MOA rifle. Not very impressive. The action ran like a… like a… oh gawd, it was awful!

I put a Shilen match barrel on it became a 1 MOA rifle. Then one of my hunting buddies saw it and stole it. He just grabbed it and told me to shut up and take his money and I said ‘Fine’. I didn’t care because bolt actions bore me…unless they are old milsurps or antiques. These days, precision rifles start somewhere around 0.3 MOA and I didn’t see that REM getting anywhere near that. Who knows, though? I just didn’t need the money pit. I was gonna be into that gun for easily $2500~3000 by the time I finished… and I had a Ruger No.1 that can shoot as well all day long and will look better while doing it.

Now, looking back on it…I kinda wish I’d finished that project.

Filthie Roulette #2

And so it has come to this. Again. Filthie Roulette works the same way Russian Roulette does. I will poast  a pic of various women in batches of six. All will be hidden from view, below the cut. For every group of six… there will be five outstanding, desirable and beautiful women… and one howling ugly fatty or sow! As each goddess passes in our fiendish game - the chances of getting a sea hag grows. You may well see something you can never un-see. Things that will drive you mad with fear and revulsion! This is not a game for the faint of heart! 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates, Forrest. Ya never know what ya gonna get. Have you the guts to play with the big dogs? Or will you seek out a safe place? Is today your lucky day?

Didimao!!! Didimao!!!!

Oaf Keepers

 What is it with liberals? They’re only happy when they are hurting people. I used to think it was because someone hurt them first… but I dunno. They gin themselves up into a fury and rage, they strike out…and sob and weep with sorrow when they get beat down in return. It’s always the same; they never have any share in their own misfortunes.

In a rare show of good humour, Comrade Cow Cnut gleefully informs us that the nation’s best players in American justice have just imprisoned The Grand Poobah Of The Loyal Order Of Water Buffaloes.

I’m not sure I understand them - forgive me, I’m Canadian. But from what I have seen of them… they’re just a bunch of naive stubfarts that want to see America returned to a constitutional republic…? They’ve sworn oaths to protect their families, communities and their country? Pardon me… but these guys look to me like the Elks, or maybe the Knights Of Columbus or the Shriners…? I’m to believe that a bunch of diabetic, arthritic stubfarts were bringing down the nation on Jan. 6?

I don’t think Misfit understands who is doing the effing around here… and who will ultimately find out…

If there are any boogaloonians passing by…
Stay off the radar, police your ranks, and watch out for glowies…
Your time is close at hand.
Best of luck to ya.

I See My Destiny Now: To Become Ungovernable


Ugh…Those Russians…


Contrary to Hollywood, the vast majority of sniper work is done at under 400 yards - especially in urban settings. It’s rare that shots be taken at over 800 yards. Contrary to Hollywood, the trick for snipers is not making the shot…their skills lie in sneaking in and setting up for the shot without giving themselves away, and then getting away afterwards. These Dragunovs are no match for their American counterparts… but they don’t have to be.

I like Russians, but … gawd, I hate their guns. The best gun slingers and gun makers are the Yanks and no bones about it. 


Looks great but I bet it sounds like 
a Slinky when it hits the bumps….


Wednesday, 30 November 2022

The Filthie Romantic


Humpday Hawken


What Is It…?

Whatever it is… I WANT IT!!!

Well, Well Well…


Oops. One thing about having women for leaders: the blabber-mouths
and gossips will make keeping any secrets impossible!

My Russian friends have been busy. All this in…what? Just over half a year? Europe is beginning to freeze, and their economies are imploding. Millions of Ukrainian refugees are are being dumped on populations that have no jobs or industry.

How many names are on the Vietnam war memorial? 58,000 and change? How many lives lost in the forever wars in the last 40 years? The Ukes are on track to lose twice that in less than a year. 

A year ago Pete and I were in Starbucks drinking coffee and shooting the breeze. Pete and Mary are shitlibs but they at least try to be respectful of other opinions. When this war opened up they were all in for the Kraine. They were happily exclaiming about how Judmilla and Nestor would pot Russian soldiers with their shiny new AK47s and compost them in the garden. The Russians were all stupid, drunks, their equipment was junk, Putler was insane and he was going to pay!!!

I replied at the time that if they started this war the Ukes would lose, badly. And - they’d deserve it. Well, things heated up and Pete started blustering about how Poland would intervene. I just laughed. I’ve seen figures of around 20,000 dead Polish soldiers so far in this thing too. Is that part of the 100,000? Or on top of that? We may never know. The rest of the discussion went badly. And of course today all I can say is “I told ya so!!!!”… and that is better left unsaid. Like most shitlibs…anyone that disagrees with them is either stupid or evil. When they turn out to be right…why, that’s even WORSE! We still speak but Pete and Mary avoid current events discussions like the plague. As they damned well should - at this point they proved they have neither the intellect or the information to discuss it intelligently.

The hell of it is Pete and Mary aren’t morons. I don’t get it. He’s an engineer, she’s got a college and university education…and yet neither of them will learn anything from this. When this ends badly, they will sit around looking stupidly at one another and wonder how it happened. Then the media will concoct some obviously fake and gay narrative filled with flaws and lies… and it’ll be on to the Next Current Thing. And those 120,000 dead…will be forgotten. At best, there might be some iconic, symbolic photo that might come out of all this - like that one of the Marines raising the Stars n Stripes on Iwo Jima…or the that black and white one from Vietnam where the clipper is shooting an NVA gook in the head with a revolver.

I saw a vid yesterday that could nicely represent this conflict the same way… the Russians had just smoked a Ukrainian APC and took it out with a direct hit. Afterward they were retrieving the bodies inside, or what was left of them. They came out in chunks of shredded meat…you couldn’t even tell they’d once been humans. Their uniforms were charred tatters with the unit patches either burnt or caked in dried blood. The guys were carefully putting the chunks in a garbage bag.

It won’t be much longer, thank God. 

How Did These Ever Go Out Of Style


Shut it. I don’t want to hear it! The first tard to make rude jokes about my crocs dies. But these boots right here would be just perfect for motorcycle duty. I have chaps for the big road bike but don’t use them. I love leather but for motorcycle work it just sucks. It’s cold in early spring and late fall. It soaks through in rain. It’s murder in high summer when temps hit 30C or more.

A super high top boot though…? Something like that would be awesome…

Tuesday, 29 November 2022

Today’s Hate Crime

 CAUTION: Chit poasts like the one below the cut can cause undue hateyness, and make you literally worse person than Adolph Hitler. This blog takes no responsibility for any murders, genocides, holocausts, holodomors, ice cream socials or boogaloos that may arise from viewing this material. This is a work of political humour and satire; any resemblance to persons living or dead, is purely coincidental.


 An evil rat, Dr. Petersden? Why, exactly...? 

Elon Musk is gonna make a fortune with twitter. 
You heard it here first!

I actually like Jordan. He tends to try to be intellectually honest, tries to be objective, and he will not back down to his fellow liberals that would try to intimidate and silence him. But... this is a fair question. Peterson is one of the few liberals that can perceive God but can't accept or explain His presence. It's fascinating to see him tie himself up in semantic knots as he struggles with it. He is on the right track but obviously fears where it leads.

And - this needs to be answered honestly and openly. Else, the rivalries and animosities that are driving it will only get worse. People are starting to notice stuff like this. Why are you evading the question, Dr.? Do you fear the answer to that one too...?

Down The Memory Hole

Yesterday I got roped into a day with mom. I had no choice; if I wanted to visit Pop…I’d have to put up with her. πŸ˜‚

She’s playing Covid again and is going after me to get jabbed and wear a mask and I just told her to stop it because it wasn’t going to happen. In the Norwood rehab hospital I wore my mask past the staff, and took it off when I sat down with Pop. Mom flipped out and started scolding and I just ignored her and started razzing Pop. They’ve got him moving with a walker now and he is gaining strength and improving. The other geriatrics get along great and I’ll bet Pop will miss them when he finally comes home. He has the onset of dementia, a cancerous mass in his lungs…and he’s 81. He’s high mileage and you have to expect these things at this point.

On the way home I got the Covid bullshit in the ear again. For extra punishMINT…I had to take mom shopping. When we went into the store she left her mask in the truck! HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR! I zipped my lip and didn’t say anything - she’d finally shut up about it and that was good enough for me.


I decided this morn that I’d send mom an old OyTube where the city council of Edmonton were on video, trying to come to grips with Covid and formulate some policies. They got Roger Hodkins on long distance for a conference call. The man was brief and curt - he introduced himself: former chairman of the Royal Canadian College Of Physicians. President of a biotech company that supplied hospitals with consumables like gloves, masks, needles, etc. Cambridge PhD in pathology and histology - he was basically a credentialed expert in virology, immunology and transmissible disease. The Edmonton city council were actually talking to exactly the right people for intelligent advice on how to deal with the problem.

Ol’ Rog tears into them and calls them out on their incompetence. He explained how flu bugs propagate. He explained why masks and social distancing can’t work. Then he explained the various hoaxes involved with the scam, and reamed them out for needlessly panicking the citizenry and turning the flu into a political weapon. He raged about the loss of integrity for the medical institutions this would cause. Then they all said goodbye…and the city councillors stared at each other, looking like idiots. Then the mayor recovered and they all went on as if nothing had happened! It was like the man hadn’t spoken at all! No matter! Edmonton’s city council was on the job! They’d get the best people on the job to protect all Edmontonians from the Evil Covid Monster!!!

If a picture says 1,000 words… a video says 1,000,000. When I was a boy and the media was still capable of journalism…something like this would have been called a “scoop”. Every news outlet would have been on it like ugly on an ape!

I figured if I could get mom to watch it, she’d finally stop being such a stupid bitch about it. So I do a web search looking for it… and the vid disappeared. There’s lots of stuff there where the Usual Suspects accuse Dr. Hodkins of lying. Hmmmmmmm. Journalists and editors and publishers are the real medical experts I guess? Others say, “Oh…the doctor never really said Covid was a hoax! He just misspoke!!!” The former Chairman of the College Of Physicians was a quack…and the jews and faggots of the media are the real experts!

If the vid is out there…I am going to have to dig to find it. In the real world… if mom DID watch it…it’d be the same for her as it was with the Edmonton city councillors - in one ear, out the other. The old bint isn’t the least bit concerned about the virus; she is obsesses with the social and moral leverage it gives her to torment other people with. Who’s the dummy here? Mom for her Covidmania? Or her idiot son for thinking he could change her mind with science and expertise? HAR HAR HAR!!!

Covid is a political, obedience and intelligence test…and I failed in all of them! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Just a warning: they are going to be pushing the seasonal flu shots soon. Ya might wanna take a pass on those too this year. 


Tuesday Rude Jokes, Inappropriate Jocularity, And Ignorameum


Christmas Suggestion


If I had grandkids… I’d go down to Home Despot and pick up enough sheet metal for a good sand-filled BB trap. Then I’d go to the toy store and pick up a couple small bags of green plastic army men…and I’d set ‘em up in that sand box for Christmas morn…

Or maybe if the kids were older I could hand off a couple of my .22’s… but I suppose people don’t do that anymore…

Monday, 28 November 2022

Feeling Lucky, Punk?

I know what you’re thinking, dirt bag! “Did the Filthie Girl Watcher poast a pic of a pretty goddess? Or a great big fat, sweaty she-boon or green haired plaid clad land whale? You look like a gambling man to me… Well? Are ya feeling lucky…? Make your mistake!!!


The Perfect Monday Martini


Makes Ya Wonder How Deep That Rabbit Hole Goes…


At this point I have no sympathy at all for anyone. Even my own family. When you start believing in viruses that can propagate by magic, and that it can be warded off with masks and talismans and rituals…you’ll believe anything.

Darwin and Murphy are culling the herd. I may not like it and object to their choices but it doesn’t count for squat at the end of the day. They will take airline pilots and babies alike and fairness will have nothing to do with it. Survival is a crap shoot sometimes. 

Murdering My Inner Romantic

 And that, my friends… is why the North American woman is where she is. Carefully not said, though… is that it’s her own damn fault, and that she’s getting what she deserves. Because misery loves company… she’ll take others along for the ride too.

The Filthie Girl Watcher - Cont’d


Think I’ll leave that one for Kim du Toit…

The Filthie Girl Watcher


Fake News I want To Believe

Oh, sure. 
The cat sat still, and let some stranger Bic his head. Yup.

Nevertheless I called the Florida crime stoppers tip line
and said BP did it.
I may qualify for a cash reward if my tip leads to an 
arrest or conviction!
$$$$ KA-CHING $$$


Can anyone loan me a buck so I can 

Sea Monsters In The Fog


Sunday, 27 November 2022


I know that the bulk of folks that stop by are far too smart to be like this. Pretty much all understand that the media is biased and some think they can suss out what is actually happening by “reading between the lines”. I used to think like that but now I feel that the media is driving an agenda I hate set by people I hate and will not cooperate or comply with. I turned it all off, and tuned out. 

For those of you of like mind… could you ever trust the media again…? What would it take?

Jesus Was A Tranny

 I heard some of the faithful were in tears about it.

Who knew?

Sunday Test Of Character


Make your mistake: free polls
Explain yourself in the comments!!!😑

How Do You 9mm?

 I don’t, I shoot God’s calibre… but if I did…?

I think some company is making a 9mm semi auto repro
of the Schmeisser now…

The PERFECT Turkey Rifle

 Just to be clear - we’re talking about feathered avians, not their two legged human counterparts. Although… I suppose my scholarly expert choice would work on them too! HAR HAR HAR!

When ya reach my age and get a few kills, hunting starts to look much different. If I were to hunt again, it would be purely for meat and for fun, with the emphasis on fun. It doesn’t bother me at all to get skunked. One of the reasons I haven’t killed as much game as other hunters is that I am picky as hell about my shots. I get in close, and put them down with one. Although I was a capable marksman in my day… shooting animals is different, for me. I flat out refuse to chase or risk wounded game. It could happen, I suppose, nobody is perfect… but when I drop the hammer, the end is usually not in question. On targets I will shoot as far out as possible as long as there’s a good backstop.

The perfect turkey gun for the intrepid stubfart does not exist. It will have to be built. If I were to undertake the project - that would mean a black powder muzzle loader. When I say black powder - I mean The Holy Black: we are talking Swiss or Goex or home made… no (hork,spit) substitutes. I’d need a flinter too; cap locks are fine for lesser or more serious sportsmen. But I bend my knee to tradition and period correctness. 

I love the Hawken plains rifles… but for turkeys I’d change it up a bit. How about an elegant Lancaster County longrifle?

Oh my goodness…

These things look awkward and cumbersome, but you’d be shocked at how well they carry in the field.
The kits can often be ordered in various stages of completion, you you’d only have to do the work that you’d be comfortable doing. 

Pick your style or rifle ‘school’. Choose you calibre.  Your grade of wood, your length and style of barrel. The prices may make you gag… but serious rifles aren’t cheap whether they are modern centrefires or top tier front stuffers.

Want to test your nerve and skill? Take ya chisels and carving tools to a tope grade maple stock blank. Go ahead… I dares ya!!! Bonus points if you’re fine with engraving too…

There ya have it - the perfect gobbler gun! One a those, shooting cast, patched round ball? That thing’d be an absolute sweetheart on the range too! .36 calibre, spun at..what? 1:48…? What is the best rifling for the small bores?

I miss the campfire, cigars and whiskey. I think I’m going to stay retired from the hunting game… But if I ever do come out of retirement… I am going to do it in style!

Have a great Sunday fellas. If you’re smart enough to enjoy a project like this… here ya go! If you haven’t filled your tag yet…jump on that, and best of luck to ya!

Saturday, 26 November 2022

How Do They DO Stuff Like This?!?


Back in the day I had an artsy fartsy side and spent a lot of time sketching and cartooning. I couldn’t paint or do real art at all…but I didn’t have to. I’d draw pictures of my friends and teachers doing unspeakable things to farm animals and it was enough that the angry subjects and others could identify themselves in the likeness.


I knew folks that could paint and do still life studies but that was back in the days of canvas, oils and acrylics. They’re doing this stuff on computers now. Is it art? I mean… hit the off switch…and unless you can turn it back on again… the work is lost forever. You can copy this one faster than it takes to think about it, and reproduce it in exact detail as much as you want to. I am torn because…does a piece like this have any artistic merit? It only exists in an entirely artificial medium… and yet the skill of the original artist is beyond question.

But the artsy crowd have gone completely off their rockers these days. You can whiz in a jar and throw a crucifix in it and that is unquestionably art. If I wipe my bung on a Koran or draw the Pedophile Prophet - that’s a hate crime!!!!

The mind wobbles, and we live in ridiculous times.