Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Monday, 10 January 2022

Tactical Awareness: Body Language

 I am an expert in stubfart self defence and one theme that recurs often is the idea that you avoid being around stupid people, in stupid situations at stupid times… lest ye win stupid prizes. You must constantly watch the people around you, taking note of posture, facial expressions, proximity and body language to divine their intent - and especially those that wish harm you.



So, fellas: are you going to get a BLT?

Or a fry pan across the noggin? Discuss
in the comments.

I see that Quartermain has gone missing again. I admonish the tards to take this subject seriously lest they share his fate. Spousal abuse is a big problem nowadays and I hope we can have a mature discussion about it in the comments.

You can also buy my self defence book off Amazon entitled Wipe Your Butt On The Drapes And Survive! for $39.95

8 comments:

  1. Can I get an autographed copy?

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  2. You are going to get a frying pan upside the head. Then again,what did you expect after letting the words "thunder thighs" escape your lips loud enough to be heard

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  3. As an alternative, what's the correct answer to does this frying pan make my butt look big?

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  4. Those thighs would break my glasses...

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  5. That's an out standing figure of a woman! Reminds me of mine, but mine has an even nicer ass. Been together 45 years so far, she seems to be working out. Luckyfuckenbastard, Tree Mike.

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