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Tuesday, 18 January 2022

The Filthie Alcoholic


 Well I had my big alcoholic blow out back at Christmas with Mort. Two small drinks, one big one. Hung over the next day. I am just amazed because I used to really pack it away… I fancied myself a scotch snob and could even pick out the notes and flavours like a pro… but now it all tastes like lighter fluid. Funny how your tastes change over time.  Getting old truly sucks sometimes.

I’m currently having a go with the 24 hour flu and might take a medicinal drink today. (No, I don’t know if it’s Chinkypox and could care less). No cough, just the sweats and freezing shakes. Of the two I hate the freezing worse. But my wife bought one of these flannel covered down filled duvet blanket things… and it has been a life saver.

Ulp… maybe I’ll pass on the vax AND the medicinal booze. I hope you’re all having a great Tuesday… as for me… think I’ll sleep this one off.

Thanks for stopping by…🤢

7 comments:

  1. Feel better soon and get back to the usual hijinks. Sleep and vitamin C seems to help cut sickness short on our side. And if a wee bit of vodka spills into glass with the orange juice - these things happen. :^)

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  2. I found that Apple Jack cuts the croup pretty well for me. Just a shot before bed. I don't really like the alcohol part of it, the apple taste lingers and I like that. I usually sleep better, too.

    But there is something to be said for a jug of medicinal whiskey with some hard candy dissolved in it. I read about an old timer that took a shot before bed every night. Said it helped him sleep, cut the congestion, and kept him well. He bought the cheapest stuff he could find to make it.

    I've also heard that if you rub your body with rancid bear fat, it'll helps you stay well. Seems no one will get within germ passing distance.... And your skin will look thirty years younger!

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  3. Vitamin C and zinc, Glen. I wouldn't bother with the Chinky test either. Seems like EVERYTHING is COVID now. I talked to a "fully "vaccinated" guy at the hardware store yesterday. He's been diagnosed with Kung Flu FOUR TIMES! When asked which "variant," he said "They didn't tell me. They just said I had COVID. I call bullshit on that one.

    Yeah, I used to like my beer and LOVED my RUM. Not anymore. Alcohol pretty much DECIMATED my family. Two of my three sons are alcoholics. My brother was an alcoholic. My uncle was an alcoholic. I probably would have been one myself but too much sauce tears up my stomach; always has. I very seldom drank enough to say I was drunk. After doing research on why alcohol gives people red noses and beer bellies, I said HELL, NO! I might have a beer or two on the weekend, and I do mean A beer or TWO. That's it. The stuff really IS poison!

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  4. If you have a fever, get the Ivermectin in you quick.
    https://www.barnhardt.biz/2022/01/13/mailbag-do-not-hesitate-with-the-ivermectin/
    https://www.barnhardt.biz/2022/01/16/so-youve-got-the-coof-heres-your-protocol-soldier/

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  5. I am back on my feet again. Did some projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea and now I'm finer n' frog hair! That is all the symptoms of cold and flu are telling you to do - your body is saying 'I'm sick, I am fighting a bug off, lie down and rest while I do my stuff...'

    Chinkpox has been manna from heaven for the world's hypochondriacs.

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  6. it has been manna for the world's psychopaths!

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  7. Glad you are feeling better.

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