Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Wednesday, 19 January 2022

Wealth


Oh gawd I could eat a whole jar of those myself!

But the resulting egg farts would render the prairie provinces
uninhabitable for decades…

6 comments:

  1. I think Lake Kimiwan in Northwestern Alberta would still give you a run for your money. That place smells like hemorrhoids wrapped in bacon.

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    1. GAHHHHHH... are you up in GP, JL?

      That is an awesome description! You have a poetic flare. I similar one I am reminded of is the customer I had up at the Fort Hills project years ago: "Fort McMurray is the a-hole of the world! And you are 75 km up it...!"

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    2. Sort of. I'm actually closer to Peace River/Valleyview.

      Fort Mac....*shudder*. Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there, even if the real estate wasn't insanely overpriced.

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  2. Do it and then just point toward the left coast.

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  3. I wonder if they are still any good... the one on the left looks like it has algae growing in it...

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  4. Probably dill, not algae. Just be sure to wash them down with cheap beer for a multiplier effect.

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