Do it and then just point toward the left coast.
GAHHHHHH... are you up in GP, JL?That is an awesome description! You have a poetic flare. I similar one I am reminded of is the customer I had up at the Fort Hills project years ago: "Fort McMurray is the a-hole of the world! And you are 75 km up it...!"
I wonder if they are still any good... the one on the left looks like it has algae growing in it...
Probably dill, not algae. Just be sure to wash them down with cheap beer for a multiplier effect.