Screw you Americans and your tailgate BBQ’s!
In Rome we grill right in the stands!
Borepatch seems to be accusing me of a crime of petty vandalism going back about 1800 years. Nice try… but I was in Rome at the time, chillin’ and grillin’ up in the stands during the great chariot races. Why would I be buggering around with those blue bummed bastids in Briton at the end of the world? When I go to the public commode, I want to clean my backside with a soft Roman sponge… in Briton you’d probly get a savage’s spear up the hooper instead!
No… if I had to speculate… I’d say it was probably Quartermain. He actually was a Vandal back in the good ol’ days. Looks like his graving too….
Gotta be Quartermain again…!
T’weren’t me, fellas… but you’d be correct to