Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 26 May 2022

I Have An Alibi


Screw you Americans and your tailgate BBQ’s!
In Rome we grill right in the stands!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

 Borepatch seems to be accusing me of a crime of petty vandalism going back about 1800 years. Nice try… but I was in Rome at the time, chillin’ and grillin’ up in the stands during the great chariot races. Why would I be buggering around with those blue bummed bastids in Briton at the end of the world? When I go to the public commode, I want to clean my backside with a soft Roman sponge… in Briton you’d probly get a savage’s spear up the hooper instead! 

No… if I had to speculate… I’d say it was probably Quartermain. He actually was a Vandal back in the good ol’ days. Looks like his graving too….



Gotta be Quartermain again…!

T’weren’t me, fellas… but you’d be correct to
suspect it…


2 comments:

  1. Heh, we used to park in the back row and grill at the drive-in back in the day. Good times!
    -WDS

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  2. I used to buy the grilled fish on a stick with a side of garum dipping sauce and a flagon of diet Argitis from the food chariot outside the colosseum. Had nose bleed seats where grilling was forbidden.


    nos qui manducaturi sumus te salutamus

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