Retard Class Film Time

 

Quiet, everyone! Settle down….. Quartermain, stop beating up Jack….!!! Quiet, please…. If I could have your attention….

I SAID QUIET, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!

Who threw that? Cederq, you little shit! I saw that!!! Pete!!! Stop that!!!

It’s film time here at Uncle Bob’s School For Wayward Boys N’ Retards, and if I can get these buggerdly little sewer goblins to sit still - maybe I can larn ‘em something…? Y’know what? Screw it! After the film I am going to talk to the authorities about these kids. I think they’re all the wrong gender and need to be transitioned into girls! HAR! In the meantime, I think I’ll put the film on, and then slip out for a cigar and a nip at my flask. Enjoy the film kids - and behave yourselves while I’m gone! Get the lights, Pete?

If I am not back in an hour, someone come and wake me up!

For my students that eat glue…please avoid nostril

and eyelid bonding while I’m gone!