Quiet, everyone! Settle down….. Quartermain, stop beating up Jack….!!! Quiet, please…. If I could have your attention….
I SAID QUIET, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!
Who threw that? Cederq, you little shit! I saw that!!! Pete!!! Stop that!!!
It’s film time here at Uncle Bob’s School For Wayward Boys N’ Retards, and if I can get these buggerdly little sewer goblins to sit still - maybe I can larn ‘em something…? Y’know what? Screw it! After the film I am going to talk to the authorities about these kids. I think they’re all the wrong gender and need to be transitioned into girls! HAR! In the meantime, I think I’ll put the film on, and then slip out for a cigar and a nip at my flask. Enjoy the film kids - and behave yourselves while I’m gone! Get the lights, Pete?
Stuck teaching the special ed kids again, huh?ReplyDelete
Who pissed in the popcorn?ReplyDelete
Smell my finger!ReplyDelete
Ewww! Who’s got the squishy-pants going on? What fetid, stinking reek -ReplyDelete
Oops, my bad! It’s me, sorry everyone…!