Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 14 May 2022

WL Emery’s Wild Animal Kingdom

 Where is the world famous explorer, adventurer and man about town this week? The plains of Africa? Antarctica? The ISS space station? 

No, this week, he’s down at the park, taking his ease - when the age old deadly game of hunter vs. prey takes place - right inside the city limits!

Right in the mouth!

The best one I ever saw was a family down by the park having a picnic. They bought a bucket of Col. Sander’s, set it out n a picnic table, and one of our avian friends dive bombed the party and dropped his load right in the bucket! The little kids started screeching and sobbing, mom had a kiniption, and father threw the whole mess in the garbage can! After they were gone the shithawks moved in and started pigging out on the rim of the garbage can. They ate the fries but I think they were eating the meat too.

The best entertainment in life is free. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘


  1. Whenever we feed table scraps to our laying hens, they go for any chicken pieces like a heat seeking missile.

  2. think about it. birds are badass. they eat with their pecker.