Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Tuesday, 28 June 2022


I got expelled from the archery club
and 30 days in jail
when I did that…

There is no justice.

13 comments:

  1. Not sure what the point of that snapshot is, but as a certified Grumpy Old Coot, all I've ever said was "Flaunt it while you got it honeybunch, it's gonna fade quick enough." And there are very, very few people who look good nekkid.

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  2. Damn! I should have gone into mixed archery club... Greg has it right!

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  3. The point of this scholarly poast, you ignorant perverts - is the injustice of our fallen world! I woulda done it at the nudist colony but I got rejected there too! Dontchya think a little sympathy for your blog host is in order...?

    Sigh. I guess this what I get for casting porn before swine...
    HAR HAR HAR!!!

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    1. After several minutes studying the photo, I realized that she was holding archery equipment in her hands - then I noticed that she sure seems to be gripping that bow pretty hard - and what is she doing with her right hand? Looks to be drawing the bow with the index and middle finger pretty deep into the string .......

      And that is how you recognize that you actually are, indeed, old.

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  4. Truly Great is Diana of the Ephesians.

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  5. I got expelled from the archery club and 30 days in jail when I did that…

    When you did that, five people went blind, three more are having to deal with long term crossed eyes, and one poor soul needs Prozac and a polo mallet twice weekly. Besides, I heard they threw you out of the sneezer after ten days due to unacceptable personal hygiene habits and the expulsion of garlic gas while you were sleeping.

    What I heard, anyway.

    This one has the nicest, most squeezable looking derriรจre I've seen in a long, long time. The rest of her ain't bad either!

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  6. You need to fire the turd who cropped the picture.

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  7. Twang that boob just once and . . .

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    1. That's why the Amazons cut one off where it wouldn't interfere with the shot. Some stories say they burned off a boob to improve their archery

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    2. So that's what "Pluck your magic twanger, Froggy" means!

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  8. Yes a pretty enough woman but I’m to the point where I’m going 1) not aligned with target 2) poor anchor point 3) no back tension. Damn I’m getting old

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  9. Damn ! Damn ! That is a niiiiice tush.

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