Silence. Turn off the TV and computer. Seek your reclusion. Clear your mind and focus it on one, tiny infantesimal point. Block out all artificial and unnatural sounds.
It's all in your prep, fellas.
Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted
YES! This 1000 times.
ReplyDeleteBack in my infantry days, I never EVER went into the field without metamucil capsules. There is almost zero fiber in the individual meal packs (IMPs).
“You’ve come far, pilgrim.”
ReplyDelete“Feels like far.”
Yes, taking a crap in the morning does present zen like opportunities.
ReplyDeleteI currently have a year and a half's supply of MetaMucil in stock. I'll probably order an equal amount soon, before the price goes up.
ReplyDeleteI could very well outlive my supply, but by golly I won't be without the stuff. That's how much I think of it.
Coincidentally, today I unplugged, the logjam broke after a week of fits & starts and dribbles. Just passed one that measured 10" x 2¼". Biggest one in 74 years. Am hoping that this was just a once in a lifetime experience. I feel...relieved. I will never skip my daily Metamucil fix again.
ReplyDeleteWife and I do metamucil. Makes things work a lot better.
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