Stuff like this is why vegetarians should be beaten with a lead pipe, and then staked out on the beach to die slowly of thirst and exposure! GAH! What’s that green chit on the lower left? Yeeeechchchht!!!
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This is what comes of a world run by women. They did this in reverse at our church. For Father’s Day they put out chocolate bars and slim Jim’s as treats for the dads. Hell’s bells! Ya wanna treat dad? Put out pickled eggs, pickled koobasaw, maybe paper plates a sourkraut, cigars, nachos… sigh.
The world is going straight to HELL, I tells ya. ☹️
Well, I prefer a sandwich that has some real meat myself. But don't turn up your nose at 'pretty vege-friendly' dishes too quickly, some are darn tasty. As long as they don't come with the vege-sermon - those that do include do get the lead pipe treatment as you suggest. I hated the thought of vege-pizza for example, but after having opportunity to try it once, quickly concluded I was wrong. Not too bad at all.
ReplyDeleteThe bottom two would be good if you added smoked ham, or maybe some roast beef (rare). The green stuff is guacamole, called guac (g'wak) by the light-in-the-loafers gourmand crowd. Breakfast for me has been a sliced English muffin, toasted, guacamole, one slice of ripe tomato, one medium poached egg, spices to taste. Delicious!
ReplyDeleteThe tomato sandwich in the bottom row should have a layer of portabella mushrooms on top. Slice the mushrooms and marinate them in Garlic Expressions, then sautéed in the marinade. Excellent!
Any of those vegetarian nightmares can be quickly cured by adding MEAT.
ReplyDeleteOnly if ya scraped that shite off...! ;)
DeleteI'll go with what Bucky Cat once said: "This is not food. This is what food eats!"
ReplyDeletePastrami. On rye. With mustard. Accept no substitutes.
ReplyDeleteThat's teh new fad food, Avocado toast, with looks like pistachios. Or, as my ex calls it, 'green slimey stuff.'
ReplyDeleteDiagonal cuts? Turrible.
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