I was tickled pink when I got a late Easter present from Quartermain. There was even a nice card and a note with it.
Dear Filthie,
I am sorry for all the rotten things I've said about you and done to you. As a symbol of my contrition and will to make amends... please accept the enclosed gift with my compliments.
Your BFF,
Victor Quartermain
GAH!!! These Timbits taste AWFUL!!! I ate 5 or 6 and then threw the rest away! Nice prank, fella! I'll get you for this, either in this world or the next, I will have my vengeance, I swear it!!!
Gawd... something is moving around in my guts!!! I think I'm going to hurl!!!
That's no way to treat your peeps.
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