In summer time I polish up Big Red the murdercycle and then start cruising the Tim Horton's for fat chicks. Unlike Quartermain, STxAR and Jack - I am a ruggedly handsome man and very desirable to the fairer sex. Sure, the more discerning tire biters will hold out for the affluent Harley guys like BP... but most of them won't know the difference between a Harley or a Kawasaki IF their attention is on you and not the bike.
Don't think I didn't see your petty, envious dirty looks BP, when I am surrounded by the chicks and you are struggling to smooth talk the bubble-gummers!!! Jealousy unbecomes you, my friend - although none a you guys are as handsome as me - you can increase your scores if you have a fine set of pipes! A softly sung ballad will have any woman dropping at my feet! True story - I even put Comrade Misfit into a swoon - and she's a dyke, HAR HAR HAR!!!
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It's early summer here in Alberta, the fatties are moving out of the cofefeve shops to to the patios, and are easy pickin's for a filthie lothario and a cherry red love machine! Did I mention that Big Red has a stereo? Enjoy the toonage and tonnedge as I crank it up, and work my magic!!!
What the hell, it's Friday! Let's have one more from Big Red - the mightiest juke box on two wheels!
This is why you come to the Thunderbox! The men are men, the women are women... and the rest are targets!
Have a great Friday, friends. Drink, drive and shoot responsibly!
Filthie
“You don’t stop riding when you get old, you get old when you stop riding.”- Anonymous
ReplyDeleteDarn right! Friggin' Flapz texts me last night saying he is gonna sell his Harley because he never rides it. I wonder what he was thinking when he bought it last year? I grew up on bikes and just love them too much...
DeleteYou sound like a throw back to the days when men were men and half the women were too!
ReplyDeleteI am a Yesterday Man in every sense of the term! Thanks for stopping by, A!
DeleteMy friend, you forget that I am very well married to The Queen Of The World. Very well married indeed.
ReplyDeleteYou don’t trade steak for tofurkey.
Yeah yeah yeah. Now he feigns indifference. Really, BP - you must step up your game. What if the QOTW regains her sense of sight and smell? A fella has to have contingency plans, is all I'm sayin'... :)
DeleteSing with me!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know now how ugly I are
My face ain't no shining star
But I guess i don't mind it
Because I'm behind it
The ones up in front get the jar!
Sung to the tune of a hymn I can't remember the name of.
I've become more a reference book than a Harlequin Romance Novel. And you take reference books home from the library. Make hay while the sun shines GF. Time and tide wait for no man.
don't take reference.... Thanks autocorrupt.
DeleteNobody can blame you for dropping out of the brutal dating game at your advanced age, STxAR. For young spring chickens like me... the game is much different!
DeleteI come here for the intellectual intercourse, the well thought out and witty repartee and mind stimulation that cannot be found anywhere else , especially at little generals wispy blogs...
ReplyDeleteOh, man - "intellectual intercourse" HAR! That's the best way I have ever heard it said, Cederq! AWESOME!!! Comment of the week!!!
DeleteBest bumper sticker I ever saw was on a 4x4 pickup:
ReplyDelete"Lift your truck. Fat girls can't jump"
Nonsense...! How would you lure them in, UO? The only other way I can think of is a van that says 'Free Candy' on it... but I hear they are catching on to that one. Besides - I think the pedos and queers are using that one now...
DeleteSay hi to a fat girl today, make her day. It costs you nothing.
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