Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Sunday, 26 June 2022

The Thunderbox Has Fallen

What in hell is going on??? The ablative ceramoplast toilet seat is half burned away! The pan has fallen out and spilled its stinking, reeking contents all over the control room! The finely finished wood of my throne is smoking and charred!!! Damage control to the bridge on the double!!! Chem suits and full PPE people! The rest a ya's ... Scott Packs, for the love of God - stand by to abandon ship!!! Quartermain! Vent the atmosphere!! Pete - hit the high volume fans! Gunnies! Lock and load! We are obviously under attack!!!

I am being challenged on my identity by blogger. I've lost a load of features and functionality. Has blogger been forked? Maybe all the food that is on and in my keyboard has shorted something out in my computer? Did the fiendish faggot faced prime minister of Canada finally take over the internet? 

Never fear! If I suddenly go dark - I am fine, all is well, and I will pop up somewhere else.  I am finer n' frog hair! As for you... fly, you fools!!!

More info to follow.  😉

We'll see how this shakes out.

13 comments:

  1. Blogger has been flucking up all over the place, 75 million Patriots blog keeps sending me a comment form that screws up my Brave browser tab settings.

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  2. Test comment; we'll see if it posts.
    That's how the Commander died in Dark Star: he was sitting on the toilet when it exploded.

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  3. Test comment. pootin bad, krainfeld brave hero. Aesop's fractured fairy tales.

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  4. Blogger(or Gaggle) is acting strangely for me, as well, for a couple days. Shows me as logged in on at couple blogs, but I can only comment as anonymous. Makes me feel all creepy naked without my cool avatar...

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  5. google is acting up for me. hardly threat to gov am 70 yr old arthritic widow , so probably not spook induced . glitches in their systems?

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    1. Your age and infirmities don't matter to them.
      Your mind isn't in the right place, and therefore you remain a threat.

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  6. Several Blogger sites that use Google for comments no longer work for entering a comment lately, even if I am logged into both Google and Blogger in other tabs. Something is rotten in Denmark (or is that Canada?).

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  7. I have to undock from VPN to post anything.

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  8. Bizarre. I think I'm alright, fellas. I lost a few posts but a gas bag like me can always produce more. Other than that... maybe it was just a glitch...

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  9. I can't even comment on my own blog. Blogger/Google delenda est.

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  10. If you relocate your blog just drop me a line. I'll post something to send all six of my readers your way.

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    1. You bet AC. I think that Phil and Wirecutter and even BCE was having issues with internet ass-hattery and had to relocate... and I need my fix from those guys every day or I get irregular... we live in the age of the internet nomad...

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