Full service and access to Kaliningrad is miraculously restored. As a visiting scholar put it in the comments, “the Lithuanian drunks thought twice about getting between the Russian Bear and her cub…”. Aaaaaand - they came to the right conclusion. It’s not a good place to be… especially if your allies are feckless fair weather friends like the American democrats. Joe is sacrificing the Ukes to Globohomo… he’ll only do the same with the Lithuanians.
I’m sure Vlad is broken hearted. Just wait until he hears what Aesop and the cool kids on Twitter are saying about him!!!
I remember when I first decided I liked Vlad. It was at the Winter Olympics and an obscure rock band of creepy feminists decided to use the event to protest … something… and milk it for free PR in the press. They set up near the stadium and started to make a nuisance of themselves. In short order, the Russian police show up. The ladies were politely asked to leave which resulted in screaming and shrieking. The cops backed off, smirking, and let the nasty women vent. When they ran down, the cop approached the group again and told them to pack it up and go home -or else. More shrieking and screaming. The cop retreats again, smiling and cheerful. Again the ladies make a spectacle of themselves until they run down.
The cop approaches again: last warning ladies! Pack up, and go home or go to jail. The hag squad starts screaming again… but this time the rest of the squad moves in and starts kicking and slapping the shit out of them! A paddy wagon pulls up, the screaming women are cuffed and tossed in, and there placards and signs thrown in with them. The doors close, the paddy wagon drives off, sanity reasserts itself… and the cop apologizes to the crowd for the disturbance.
The lefty lunatics of the world melted down and made sure that public opinion was that the group - called Pussy Riot - had rights to free speech and by Godfrey - the Russian police better release them. The girls got the Russian equivalent of 30 days and a fine and were not released until they promised never to do it again. If they did they would do time , and to hell with the Rollong Stone and world opinion. The poor dears! They were HUMILIATED!!!
The press cornered Vlad and demanded apologies and explanations but he just smirked and told the press that it had been handled and he had no further interest in it and would not be talking about it. The media slobs and the lefties fumed and spat; they had this narrative cooked up and ready to go, the players in this latest shitlib morality play were assembled and the scripts were written… and Vlad walked out of the theatre!!! The bloody cheek!!!!
Vlad does not care what the faggotry or Globohomo thinks. If a tree fell in Twitter Forest, Vlad was not going to stick around to listen to it. I can assure you that Vlad doesn’t care what bitches like Justin Trudeau or General Aesop think of him. Those morons have no idea who or what they are dealing with.
How many billions has the G7 flushed down the ‘Kraine so far? We’ll see who laughs last, I suppose.