Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Sunday, 24 July 2022

Looks Better When They Do It


 The other day I was laying on the floor in front of the TV the way kids do. They sprawl all out and make the place look untidy. I dunno why I dunnit, but I did. Problem was that because the way the furniture is in the TV room, Macey had to climb over me to get to her bed we have set up for her in there.

Macey is a big dawg, 16, and her back legs are beginning to fail. She got halfway over and locked up or something. She just laid there and then heaved a big happy sigh…and went right to sleep. I was trapped. At my age laying on the floor too long buggers up my skeleton. A half hour as a dawg mat has crippled me for life. What made it the worst was that I couldn’t reach the remote and there was an SJW dyke-A-thon on Netflix. What should have been a good stretch turned into Wirecutter-grade FML moment.

Macey is not a cuddler like Mort is… but now that she’s older she is very clingy, and always under foot. K9 seniors can be a real pain in the arse, but you have to put up with it because all to suddenly…they’re gone and you’ll wish you’d loved them up when you had the chance.

My back is on fire…but it was worth it.

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7 comments:

  1. robehr orinsky24 July 2022 at 05:09

    I saw a meme last week that explains it perfectly . " I wish I could be the man my dog thinks I am ".

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  3. What we do for our dogs. must men are big mushes for our dogs. Give more attention and affection to them then wives or girlfreaks. My exwife was jealous of the attention. I told her get on the floor, lean on my leg for hours, lick my hand and face when being held, play with me and obey me when I give a command, simple as that.

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  4. Best advice I ever gave to a young man I worked with was don't be in a hurry to get married to the wahmen of today. Get a dog, I said; a dog will still be happy to see you come home after two years together.

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    1. That is very good advice! Where were you when I got married for the second time?

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    2. Same place I was when I got married the second time; "I wuz in LUV" That Y chromosome makes us stupid. Had to be invented by a woman.

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  5. If the dog was barking at the back door to come in, while the wife was yelling at the front door to come in, which would you let in first?
    The dog, because the dog is going to be happy once it's inside!

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