Yesterday I was upstairs sleeping in my easy chair while cartoons played on the toob when the wife came up and handed me a scary looking envelope from the Turdo gubbimint. "Oh cripes... what now?" I asked. The last time I got an envelope1 like that, it was a notice that they had goofed on my Covid payments and I owed them $1000.00 - "Sorry!!! Please pay promptly and cheerfully!!!" I just went down to the bank and paid it off electronically. I threw that money in an account and forgot about it. I am hearing that the vast majority of other victims of this oversight are NOT paying them back... because they can't.
So what was this? Another debt notice...? I open it up, and its a check for $400 bucks and change for something called a "Climate Incentive PayMINT". Apparently Turdo thinks that after gutting the economy in Alberta, he can redeem himself with a $400 dollar check...?
I almost don't want to cash it, fearing the same thing they did last time. "Sorry Filthie, but that money we gave ya? Welp... we need it back. Pay up promptly, or face the debt collectors...!"
I am almost tempted to wipe my ass on that check and send it back...