If you see one with an expression like that on his face…
Don’t run or turn your back on him.
Stand as tall as you can, and back away slowly.
But these evil buggers? They will usually run away but enough of them won’t… they will start hunting you. Or worse - the kids. They will torture their prey too. I won’t fear them, but I will take them seriously.
Cats are a construct of the white male patriarchy and will be redistributed in the spirit of egalitarian equity.
ReplyDeleteShow your Spongebob rainbow magic feelz decoder ring if one growls at you, now available at the faculty lounge for $99.99 plus tax.
Forward! Yes we can.
You also have to be careful of those cats, because they can be sneaky. It may appear that they have run away, but in fact they have only retreated out of your sight, and will then commence stalking you waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.
ReplyDeleteShoot the SOB on sight. They are less trustworthy than most politicians.
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