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Friday, 12 August 2022

A Pissed Off Cat


If you see one with an expression like that on his face…
Don’t run or turn your back on him.
Stand as tall as you can, and back away slowly.

If I ran into this critter… I’d have my rifle on it as I backed away slowly… and if it moved I’d blast it. I am not afraid of bears, I respect them and most of the time they will reciprocate.

But these evil buggers? They will usually run away but enough of them won’t… they will start hunting you. Or worse - the kids. They will torture their prey too. I won’t fear them, but I will take them seriously.


  1. Cats are a construct of the white male patriarchy and will be redistributed in the spirit of egalitarian equity.
    Show your Spongebob rainbow magic feelz decoder ring if one growls at you, now available at the faculty lounge for $99.99 plus tax.
    Forward! Yes we can.

  2. You also have to be careful of those cats, because they can be sneaky. It may appear that they have run away, but in fact they have only retreated out of your sight, and will then commence stalking you waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.

  3. Shoot the SOB on sight. They are less trustworthy than most politicians.