Blab is a bad influence on me because of all the bad kids that hang out there. They encourage me to poast rotten jokes for rotten people to smirk at. I hang out there with the problem children expecting to be corrupted - that’s why I go there, right? I know to be cautious of what I am told.
But now supposedly safe internet sites are rotting my mind too. This kind of stuff keeps popping up in my video feed at JewTube. Their computer algorithms have concluded that I am a moron and now seriously stupid shite is being offered to me all the time.
I don’t mind sensible how-to vids like this… but I’m also getting a lot of soft porn… young hotties struggling with social issues like camel toe and wondering what slutty clothes they should wear to the party. I dunno what happened. I used to get recommended vids about camping, shooting, ancient history and RC/ultralight aviation. But one day I clicked on Jack The Ripper here… and then all this other shite started cropping up.
Taco Tuesday makes way for wet fart Wednesday!
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LMFAO - easy to separate the libs (mostly horrified) from the real people - who laughed... 1st segment was in Central park, where in the 1978 NYC Marathon I caught up with a (poor) guy who let go for real. The crowd's faces as they caught the aroma (temp in the 80s - I actually heard a few Karen's mommies go "EWWW") was worth the 1st 20+ miles to see. Thanks for the fun reminder.
ReplyDeleteWhen I married at the tender age of 15 it was a culture clash until I wore the Squaw out . Her family always went to the john to fart and sprayed a little air freshener afterwards . My family stood in front of the fan and let 'er rip for glory . Unfortunately the kids all chose the way of merriment and spread the love much to my wifes embarrassment . My wife has only let one slip once but it was a puker and both kids will laugh uncontrollably if you ever ask them about " The Fart " .
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard I cried! bwahahahaha
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