Let’s go over the rules again, men - repeat after me:
1. Never ignore a hard-on
2. Never pass a urinal without using it
3. NEVER TRUST A FART
Sheeesh. Those stains will NEVER come out!
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Borrow a democrats dog. They used to it seasoned with fudgepecker pox. Be cleaned up right away.
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4. Try and chew once or twice before you swallow. Might even taste it before it heads down. Kids just wolf it down, too. When I was a screul custodian, I saw yak like that all over. Besides the deep red color, you could tell exactly what they had the last couple meals....
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