Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 15 August 2022

No Idea What Is Going On Here…


…and I don’t want to know either…

 My mother in law displaced more tonnage than an ice breaker most of her life. I haven’t seen her lately (and don’t want to, thank you very much)… but the wife tells me she’s down 40lbs. It’s high time for me to lose some weight too…


19 comments:

  1. Perhaps a panniculectomy, though I have not seen big ole meat hooks like that used.

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    1. Correct. And we use tools sized for the job.

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    2. Must not have been interns and residents on service that month.

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  2. don't know what that is but husband worked in hospital where hugely fat lady inadvertently killed herself by pushing bed control in such a way that the fat rolled up against her chest and smothered her

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  3. Removing excess skin after a dramatic weight loss?

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  4. And that is why I turned wrenches and never ventured into the medical field . It takes a "special " person to work medical . Or embalmer . Or slit pigs throats all day long . Yuck ! I'll stick with the wrenches . Wonder if that is a gynecologist office , heh .

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    1. somebody posted a question about putting a bung for an O2 sensor on a Harley site. you know where that went. someone found an ad for a pig debunger. it could debung 1200 sows a day. so, if you are a proctologist, it could get worse.

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  5. Down 35 pounds so far to 305. Stress'll do that and z.e.r.o. booze have worked wonders. BTW safe on the new trip for the Gran so far.

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    1. THAT is great news. Been praying for your family.

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    2. You're down to my size now. I'll need to get on the cabbage soup and defer sweets and Alcohol for awhile.

      Best of luck getting permanent custody of GBB#2.

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    3. Great news BC. I dropped another 20 in the last 2.5 months but plateaued again. It's a bitch. Pushed 290 at the peak got to 260 a couple years ago and plateaued.

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  6. Down 50 and falling - slowly.

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  7. I'll chime in. I started last year at 230, fighting weight is about 200. After the pneumonia ate my lungs, I couldn't do much July to March. I lost down to 215. The ONLY thing I did was reduce intake. I'm heading down to 200. It's slow, but it ain't hard. I only eat when I'm hungry. 10:00 AM Breakfast is a fried eggs, bacon, toast with butter and some jelly. Coffee and water during the day. Snack about 1500, then I'm done. It's been working for me.

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  8. The best exercise is pushing yourself away from the dinner table.

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  9. Looks like some fine trotline bait. Maybe Phil needs it.

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    1. Actually reminds me of when I was circumcised.

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    2. Now I wish I was back in hell with Eric Estrada, the disco CHiPs and the cheezy music. That mental image will forbid any kind of restful sleep for at least a week...

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    3. I thought you said it was for your orchadectomy?

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  10. You're not big boned, you're big assed! Put down the fork!
    *Denis Leary.

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