What’s that? A chocolate waffle? Home made raisin bread? Coffee…that right there could reduce most women (and some men) - to absolute slaves and inspire the deepest loyalty, obedience and dedication. As we sit here in the rubble of The Current Year wondering who won the war of the sexes, it seems that women destroyed our chivalry… but we did away with our sense of romance ourselves… and us fellas are the poorer for it.